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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

WARNING! HORRIBLE TURKEY JOKES!! WARNING!!


I know, I'm working on understanding, but Hey, Lil' Wolfie got me going on Turkey jokes.......

I expect Nothing in the comments but groans.....what's a Sire to do?
These are SOOO corney..thus the picture of a field of .....Corn!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Cuz he wasn't a chicken

What does a jewelry-lovin' turkey say?
"Bauble, Bauble, Bauble"

How about an amazed turkey. What would he say?
"Boggle, Boggle, Boggle"

What does a dyslexic turkey say?
"Elbbog, Elbbog, Elbbog"

What about a turkey in the shoe repair shop?
"Cobble, Cobble, Cobble"

Or, that turkey who was an old-time movie fan:
"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

Ever know a turkey with a sore throat?
"Gargle, Gargle, Gargle"

You've surely heard a turkey with a sore leg say:
"Hobble, Hobble, Hobble"

Ever hear a football turkey say this?
"Huddle, Huddle, Huddle"

You probably know a dieting turkey who says:
"Nibble, Nibble, Nibble"

Sure, some turkeys who argues a lot?
"Squabble, Squabble, Squabble"

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle, Beetle, Paddle, Battle, Puddle, Wobble, Hobble, Gobble"

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...
"Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!"

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Tommy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What has feathers and webbed feet?
a turkey wearing scuba gear

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you won't open this door?

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
A smirky turkey

Groan......I thought you'd like to share them with the kids you'll see over Thanksgiving.
Thanks to Little Red Schoolhouse

Back in a bit feeling intellectually curious,
Wollf

4 comments:

Rose said...

:) I'll be passing those on! Happy Turkey Day, Wollf!

Rambling Rose said...

You've definitely got some groaners there but some good ones, too. Have a Really Good Thanksgiving with your young ones.

Mrs. Wink said...

I should have paid attention to the warnings......

K T Cat said...

Loved them all!