Thursday, March 31, 2011

The State Grade Level Competency Test....

.....for Students is called the TAKS........

Even when I realize that the sign was 'probably' done by the Janitor....

I'm flummoxed.

But......he's a member of a Public Union.

*Yup, I had to add that little dig*

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


.....well maybe so...... do I want to do it? You Betcha.

More fun than a head down HALO.


Friday, March 25, 2011

Just One question.........

Is this Rascist?

Just wondering, because it seems everything is nowadays......

Saturday, March 19, 2011 you wanna see........

....our newest edition, added to the, uh.....Puppy?

Well here the little fellow is, playing with a chew toy. Didin't have to buy it spescial, and it should last a while.......a day or so at the least.

He is actually quite a gentle fellow, has some puppy quirks, the jumping up is being cured, and very important, he's humongous.

By the way, that "BARK" at the end? Well that would be Tiberius, the half Desert Fox, half Chihuahua...... He's turned out to be the Alpha Dog in this menagerie....

Who'd a guessed?
Be well, go 'Zona in the NCAA's..

Love everbodies,

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Saint Patrick's Day!!!

So what do ye hearty revelers know of the good Saint?

Here.....this will explain it to you....

Drink responsibly, be careful and have fun.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How is this for Eerie?

Sendai Japan....Top

Nagasaki Japan...Bottom

Mother Earth......She will eventually kill us all.
Prayers for the victims.

Friday, March 11, 2011

David Blaine.........

......Street magician or Demon thing......?

Ok, so it's comedy......

No, srsly.....


Thursday, March 10, 2011

Another bit of fun.........

......So, here's the back story:

Texas feller has a pig farm, been in his Family for generations......

Muslim feller, up and buys the next door property for reasons of building a mosque and an Islamic center.....

With me so far?

All is well and good, even up to the point where mMuslim feller tells Texas farmer that he needs to either sell his farm, guessed, stop raising pigs....

Still well and good, until, in a Town Hall meeting, in front of a hundred of his neighbors.......Calls this good old Texas boy.....a LIAR.

Hilarity ensues.....srsly. Watch for yourself......

Makes me want some bacon.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Debutante Ball.........

The Debutante Ball
A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point, and this is very important: Please, absolutely no Jews."

Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied:

"Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers. One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design. The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago , with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD. In Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate. The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech. Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship’s doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina . We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda."
Upon receiving this letter, Melinda’s mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure. Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer. "Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes."

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Intruder-----Burglar, calls 911 on Himself......

Let’s see:

1. Breaks in to house.
2. Takes a shower.
3. Locks himself in the bathroom when the homeowner arrives.
4. Calls the police out of concern for his own safety.
5. Waits around for police and gets taken into custody “without incident.”

I’m no expert on crime, but I’m thinking Mr. Chapek may want to reconsider his line of work.

Oh, and as for the weapon: “[Police] did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun.”

Good on that last thing, the collective "We" don't have the right to know if the Owner did or did not have a weapon.

Ya see, if the Police said, "No weapon was found at the scene"....kinda makes them ripe pickings for the next goblin.

*I laughed*

Monday, March 7, 2011

Johnny Preston passed away at 71.......

I was still a tyke when this was #1 in 1960, but i memorized the words.....

What eight year old wouldn't want to sing "Running Bare"?

Enjoy Heaven, Johnny

Friday, March 4, 2011

Why I don't live in Chicago.......


The Windy isn't called that for nothing!

Nope, I'll stick to the occasional earthquake, mudslides and wild fires.......

BATF....... Gun Walkers....

The MSM has finally picked up on this story that my Friend Leonidas has been chasing for months.....

Go visit him, leave him a comment,(cuz we all lourves us some comments), and let him know I sent you.

He's a wonderful and inciteful Blogger, and he has his facts straight.

Fighting in the Shade

Two of our agents have been killed now by guns 'allowed' to be walked across the border to the Cartels.......

Gotta call Bullshite on that one.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Anti Shariah Law.........Hmmmmmm

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Tennessee is considering making it a felony to follow some versions of the Islamic code known as Shariah, the most severe measure yet put forth by a national movement whose members believe extremist Muslims want Shariah to supersede the Constitution.

The bill - drawn up by conservatives with ties to opponents of a planned Islamic center two blocks from New York City's ground zero and efforts to expand a mosque 30 miles southeast of Nashville - would face steep constitutional hurdles if enacted.

Nevertheless, it represents the boldest legislative attempt yet to limit how Muslims worship.

Muslim groups fear the measure would outlaw central tenets of Islam, such as praying five times a day toward Mecca, abstaining from alcohol or fasting for Ramadan.

"This is an anti-Muslim bill that makes it illegal to be a Muslim in the state of Tennessee," said Remziya Suleyman, policy coordinator for the Tennessee Immigrant and Refugee Rights Coalition.

^^^^No it's not, you dummass.

It's to, IMHO, keep you 11th century Barbarians from enforcing Honor Killings, Stonings, Amputations......Condemning to death someone who 'blasphemes' Islam.

The Constitution and the Bill of Rights is our Law.

They are based in 'part' on teachings in our Judeo-Christian Books.....So what....

Your 'peaceful' religion calls for Killing a person who blashemes your friggin' prophet by drawing a friggin' likeness of him? You think it's 'holy' to threaten the goofiness of South Park having a teddy bear with your prophet's name?

UPDATE....Pakistan's only Christian minister assassinated over blasphemy row....the onlly Christian, by the way, Roman Catholic, who 'opposed' the death penalty for Blasphemy.....

Read it HERE

Screw you.
Go Tennessee.
Go Vols