Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Ain't it a Bitch.......

Can I complain? Not about any of you Folks, but my one "superior" before the Owner, is a Big guy.... 6'3, about 250. A bully. I have never dealt well with bullies. I'm 6', 170......the guy is a demeaning, Draft Dodger, Liberal....... Said, "Lost weight,huh?"......... Nebbermind.

Then he continued..... "You know, your being 'skinny' at your age might mean the Big "C"........ "

He smiled.

I didn't.

I've had this lucrative position, as in very, for fifteen years, and I am really about done with condescending "managers". I told him so, and responded, get this, and enjoy the irony that he didn't get," I'm not condescending.... That's when someone says a word, and then 'explains' what the word means."

I was done.

I asked if he knew what a BMI was, and proceeded..... Mine is 24.25......, perfect normal range. I was then rude, and stooped to his level..... Suggested that he run a height/weight BMI for himself, that he would find himself obese and in danger if he didn't work on it.......

Today, I was an A-Hole.

Good. He feels bad, and I feel a bit better, because I no longer want to hit him with a Baseball Bat.

Five lovely days off now, Friends!

And who frisking cares what any other person weighs......... Just be well.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Well, Hey, Howdy!

Seems, gentle friends, that Fluffy, Fuzzy Wollf has been "banned" from Facebook! "Suspicious" activity..... Because I go by my Nom de Plume?

Fer crying out loud, young Mister Zuckerberg...... Well, I answered.... Quite possibly to an unmanned e-mail, with this:


I just responded with a copy of my Drivers License. I am Dave Stevenson an American Citizen. This FB was set up, and has been acceptable to you folks for over Six years, as a "celebrity" site. An offshoot of my fairly popular Blog, Howling at the Moon. My Nom de plume is and always has been Wollf Howlsatmoon.

This is a "secondary" Tribal Name, non-white, given me at birth by my maternal Grandfather, a True Blood Peskotomahkati American Indian.

I have never degraded anyone, or even been overly critical you Accuse me of being "suspicious"?

If you wish my white name to be included, so be it, but the address should remain the same. Yes, I am a minor celeb....all Friends are vetted, and I do not request friends. They come to me. Please do not delete this account, nor lose my contacts. My Friends are concerned.

David B Stevenson, better known as,
Wollf B Howlsatmoon

Sent from my iPad

On Oct 21, 2014, at 4:39 PM, Facebook <> wrote
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Please help us by responding with your first and last name. 
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We accept a number of documents to allow you to verify your everyday name. Learn more in our Help Center:
We appreciate your patience, and thank you for being a member of the Facebook community. 
......I'm back. The customer support leaves much to be desired, and I am becoming understanding of the "FB NAZI" comments that I have seen and dismissed in the past.

I am now officially back. Somebody post a link to this on your FB? It will make me feel a bit better for those that might rightfully think I went and Died on you.

New posts, because the things inside need a vent. Send me a note.....E-mail is on the sidebar, "Want to give Wollf a punch in the Snoot?"

Talk in a much smaller bit.

The Facebook Team

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Oh, how time flies.......

It has been almost exactly two fricking years since I have posted. Anybody missed me? My problem is two fold. First, I am not seriously pissed off/ depressed, since being married to my Dragn, and secondly......... Oh, there isn't any secondly. Kinda like Billy Joel, but not as talented. Ya know? I am going to try getting started again, have to find my Laptop though. G-d Bless America. iPad posting just is a pain. Oh...... That was the "secondly" Wollf

Monday, May 21, 2012

Not My Son........H/T--- aA

Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: “Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said,”

“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill.

Then, sell my car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.

Then disown me and never talk to me again.

Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.

”The other man said: “Wow, he really said that?”

“Well, he didn't put it quite that way.”

He actually said . . . “Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.”

It worked about that way when I told my Father, GRHS, that I was going to support the Nixon-Agnew ticket over his choice of McGovern.....

Side note, I've been asked to come back to regular Blogging, so, until Politics makes me Nauseus...... here I am for now.....

By the way, if you didn't think that was at all funny.... you're too far gone to save.

Best wishes,

Sunday, April 15, 2012

George Washington

Well, just imagine that....... George was named the Britidh Empires greatest Foe......

I am attempting a return..... Just with things that intrigue me......

Life with Dragn is too wonderful to write deeply. Hey, I built a a Planter out of a Trombone today!

FB is Wollf Howlsatmoon.
Semper Fi, General!

Friday, January 20, 2012

You was just a dog......

Have you ever met Baxter Black?

Well, now you have.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

My Wonderful Life.....

Just a bit more on the personal updates.... then maybe I will abuse some politicians or other bottom feeder.....but first:

Youngest Daughter is coming to the Lair on a weekly basis for dinner. A most enjoyable time. At the Lair, Dragn is the Princess of the Kitchen. She doesn't want help, need help nor mostly appreciate me being in Her kitchen.... excepting Holidays....

Anyways, her position at School requires her to attend a Music Director's planning session this evening that overlaps with our scheduled dinner......

She appreciates my help in readying the suaree'.

She left me, and e-mailed me some very helpful 'instructions'to get 'er done. The Lovely Dragn is a little bit OCD, and here is what I received:

There is a LOT of laughter in our Home.

Thank goodness for the photos. My ADD might have sent me to the laundry room for the enchiladas..... and now I know to search the Lair for a window sill with fruit on it!

*Old running joke and a shout out to my longest time Faithful Reader, Rose: While I was rummaging in the refrigerator for the enchiladas, guess what I found behind the milk?*

My Car Keys.

Be good People and enjoy your Life half as much as I enjoy mine.