Just sit right back and I'll tell a tale, a tale of a fateful trip......
Mary Ann.....My very own Mary Ann......Never was a Ginger kinda Wollf. Beautiful, Girl next Door....ahh the adolescent fantasies of a young Wollfling....That was her then.
The Professor had nary a clue......
This is Mary Ann today.....
A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.
Wells is now serving six months' unsupervised probation for the crime. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.
"I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana," arresting Officer Gutierrez wrote in his report. "As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket."
When Gutierrez asked her why he could smell marijuana, Wells reportedly told him that she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. (Oh sure, Mary Ann....he's Never heard THAT one before....)
When Gutierrez searched the car, he found three half-smoked joints in the ashtray and console, according to the report. A second search after Wells' arrest netted a fourth half-smoked joint and two small cases used to store marijuana, Gutierrez said.
After Wells failed a field sobriety test, she was handcuffed and taken to the sheriff's office
Mary Ann in Handcuffs !!!
And she's almost Seventy years old....and still smokin' the Ganja?
Sheesh, next thing, you're gonna tell me that the Governor of New York is involved in a Prostitution Scandal......