Friday, March 28, 2008
Some Physics......Because I want to......
That little baby there is a Black Hole. Everything goes in, nothing comes out. Physicists don't really have a clue about them, except that, repeat with me, "Everything goes in, Nothing comes out".
So, what's up with Wollfs gray matter today? Well, you see, the worlds largest and most powerful ever "Super Collider" is set to go on line in Mid May.....for you spiritual conspiricsts, that's like umm, 15 May...the 60th Anniversary of the creation of the Nation of Israel.
Stick with me.....and no I'm not being overly serious, sheesh...hold the letters.
Any ways, one particular physicist, one Walter L. Wagner, is suing the Large Hadron Collider and it's attendants to stop the frigging thing from doing what it was intended to do......Collide.
As in itsy bitsy teeny particles....at almost the speed of Light. Remember that? Let's just say tha t the particles are gonna be going faster than anything man made has ever done before. Close to 186,000 miles...per second. Got that?
The resultant *ka-boom*, the scientists "hope" will render, TEMPORARILY, a new type of matter.....or as Herr Doktor Wagner is deeply concerned.....
A frigging Black Hole.
Truth is? Neither side really knows what exactly is going to bounce oughtta this bad girl. If it's a positively charged electron, (usually negative)....may be kinda cool.
Could shed light on how the Universe was actually formed.
A frigging Black Hole.
Remember that earlier lesson? Black Hole equals....."Everything in, Nothing out". Doc Wagner thinks that these big boys are biting off a bit more than they can chew.
He has filed in Hawaiian Court for a temporary restraining order until the eggheads can prove....and of course they never really can, until the *Ka-Boom*, that it won't create a World eating Particle of Black Holiness. (Did I say Black Holiness?)
So, you can see the Court Documents RIGHT HERE . If you're interested....kinda Legal Science talk, non proven, possibly nothing to worry about....kinda like Al Gore.
But.....Look at the tie-in...besides the fact that "theoretically what Wagner is screamin crazy about "could" happen.
Sixtieth Anniversary of Israel on or about the day they turn this bad girl on.
Black Holiness.....Yes I did say that....could it be a reference to Barack Obama? (Maybe the "Evil One"...or is that Hillary?)
Al Gore and his Man made "end of the world" theories.....
Anybody thinking Armageddon? Didn't think so. Oh well. If it was, at least the French would go first, it's on the French-Swiss border.
Damm....I was kinda hoping for some "End of the World Sex". Just having some fun.....everything seems to be so horrible in the News today.
Wollf, I only play the scientist on my Blog.
PS.....Honestly though? Wagner is right in that it really "could" do what he's worried about. Anybody really really really worried about it, my e-mail is in the "about me" section........heh