Monday, December 31, 2007
There is no resemblance.....
And wow I need a haircut. This Very stupid picture is to amuse myself and mostly the Cubs. Nothing more fun than a good laugh at their Sire's expense.
No fair clicky-clicking.....you don't need to see the pores in my skin. Damm, I have to watch you People.....
I did my best to scowl and look pissed off. Just doesn't work when I try.
Oh, and I forgot my running shoes, (mine aren't as Ghe as the "House" character), and my jacket. I was in the mood for my Tommy cardigan. Oh well, the Cubs'll love it anyway.
We rented two "new" old movies that were made before the Cubs were born. They have finally accepted that Wollf knows his funny movies. I got Beverly Hills Cop, and....Blazing Saddles!!
They shall now be introduced to the Manly joy of Flatulence jokes. You Women Folke out there don't get the humor.......but it's my duty as Sire to teach them in the "Mysterious Ways of Manhood".
Pull my finger? Just kidding, sheesh. Wollfs don't do that......
But I am wondering.....Why do Ladies rooms have a couch? Just seems so...."Pre-Women's Liberation" to Wollf. I mean to say....oh I'm going to annoy somebody, I'm sure, you don't suffer bouts of the Vapors and such any more, do you?
The Ladies Room is such a mystery to we Men. I'm perfectly ok with that, I suppose I don't really need to know....and I'm sure as hell not going to start a reverse-rights movement to add couches to the Mens Room.
You ever been in there? Not a place you might want to sit down in and visit. I think that's what got that Congressman from Idaho in all that brouhaha. Straight Men do not visit in the toilet.
We don't even look around while doing what we're there to do. That's why we're called "Straight". As in straight ahead, stare at the wall kinda straight. And no, Ladies, we don't "check" anything.....sheesh, you're curious!
Ok, enough for now, Have movies, will watch. Until I fall out, that is....I did not sleep well at all last night. Sore shoulder, poor Wollf, and a lot to think about.
I should be back in a bit to make another feeble attempt at humor.
Oh...Happy New Year!! I hope the best of all things to you and your Families. Do the same for me, this New Year is going to bring Adventure most sublime.....
Carry on....and quit laughing at the picture, or I'll take it down, dammit.