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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Wollf is Famous!!!!

No.......SRSLY. I am listed as a "Blogger of no reknown whatsoever" in that Wiki thingie mabob.....I can't get to it right now, but I've got a screen shot......

Yay....no Reknown whatsoever!!......Is that good?
Famous wolves

Beowulf, Old English poem and legendary hero
The Big Bad Wolf, founder of the city of Wolverhampton
Wolf Blitzer of CNN
Wolf Gang Mozart, musician and actor in Dancing with Wolves
The Wolf Man
Wolf O'Donnell, fighter pilot who can't let you do that
Thomas Wolf (1900-1938), American novelist
The WOLF-TV wolf, currently operating as a Fox TV affiliate.
Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), Japanese Sex Symbol
Wolfmother, Australian band (formerly Led Zeppelin)
The wolf from Aesop's fable. He is currently the president of Eat Sheep, inc.
Wolfenstein, a monster wolf created from the parts of dead wolves.
Wollf A Blogger of no Reknown whatsoever


Some facts about Wollfs, wolves, hamsters, etc.....

Mating habits
A wolf on the prowl can be identified by the distinctive wolf whistle, a sound made each time a cute fox walks by. This distinctive mating call is most often heard outside fast food emporiums, where the creatures pause after wolfing down massive quantities of rubbish in order to convince passing vixens what big eyes they have.

Usually only the alpha male wolf mates with foxes. However, since wolves do travel in large packs, sometimes after having a bit too much fermented deer meat the pack will grab a video camera and make a “pack bang” film. More commonly though, the non-alpha male wolves are forced to engage in Rough Gay Wolf Sex.

The female of the wolf species, Virginia Woolf, is particularly deadly. While the uninitiated may ask "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" in the same tone as one asks "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?", she does have a way with words that has allowed her to outfox many a sly fox. Even among the werewolves of London, she is treated with the utmost respect. Proceed with caution.

A typical wolf's den
The wolf's den is much like any other den; pictures of cute foxes adorn the walls, Fox News or WOLF-TV blares constantly from the telly, empty cans of Black Wolf Beer are strewn about and a stack of Wolverhampton or Rivière du Loup tourist maps are piled onto the coffee table amidst the newspapers and TV listings.

The alpha male in a wolf den can be readily identified as the one clutching the remote control for the telly and hitting the others with a stick. He will normally avoid venturing from the den out into the kitchen, except to fetch fresh prey or to grab another beer.

Needless to say, wolves are very territorial. They will stop at nothing to defend their habitat from destruction by evil woodsmen who would level their dens in order to build a grandmother's house (or a house made of straw/sticks/bricks). It may not look like much, but it's home.

Heh....I will be learning how to do the Wiki Thing and playing in this play yard a bit, I'm sure.........
The Uncyclopeadia

9 comments:

DammitWomann said...

You're just plain nutz..........
*smiles*

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ said...

OK. So splain to us the addition of the extra "L".

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

*laughs*!

Mr...Um...Greek To me:

Prolly same reason why I'm FoxfIER, instead of FoxFIRE.

It's free, it's googlable, and it's easy to remember.

K T Cat said...

Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Howlsatmoon said...

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ, Actually, there is a very boring sort of reason.

I spell it like I say it. Never could get my tongue wrapped around "Wolf" in all the years...

Always seems to come out "Wool Luff"

Heh

Robin Shelley said...

Well, that's definitely better than "Woof".

aA said...

I howled with laughter! I can't top any of your puns. You are indeed the Alpha.

Congrats on the online definition, dubious as it may be.

Zevon would be proud with your reference.

aA said...

I howled with laughter! I can't top any of your puns. You are indeed the Alpha.

Congrats on the online definition, dubious as it may be.

Zevon would be proud with your reference.

aA said...

I howled with laughter! I can't top any of your puns. You are indeed the Alpha.

Congrats on the online definition, dubious as it may be.

Zevon would be proud with your reference.