Anybodies Believe in this stuff?

I've been meaning to do this for a long time......curious, I suppose, but I sent my birfday info, complete, off to a "reknowned" Astrological Reading firm......

Here's the "Reading" that I received back two weeks later.........

Sun in Cancer:

You are very unusual, Malsom Howlsatmoon, highly intuitive and psychic. You should be closely associated with those who study such phenomena from the spiritual viewpoint, rather than purely academically, as phenomena only. You are a dreamy soul and certainly should keep a dream journal: through your dreams, meditations and even daydream-reveries you have a natural mode of expression in which you can be a source of helpful guidance. Through recording your dream life you can warn and guide many other people, as well as yourself.

You are highly emotional, almost obsessive at times, yet very calm at others. This shifting of feelings is rooted in your difficulty in seeing clearly where your emotions are involved. This can result in self-deception upon occasion, and should be balanced by a focus on spiritual principles and ideals rather than metaphysical ideas.

While sincerity is a very important virtue to you, others do not always interpret your actions in this way. One reason for the disillusionment that comes with your likely conflict between integrity and deceitfulness is your tendency to be continually seeking that which is just beyond your grasp. This mystical, spiritual perfectionist attitude on one hand makes it difficult for projects to be completed, while on the other at times causes others to doubt both your intentions and your real abilities. In turn, you may begin to seriously doubt them too.

While going even most of your life appearing to be peculiar to other people and rarely understood, you have exceptional spiritual insight concerning soul development in the earth plane. You are one whom others may be greatly benefited through their contact with you.

You should also stay close to water, Malsom Howlsatmoon, yet not deep water like that crossed during long voyages. The water influence from Neptune will always be strong in your body-mind and will help keep you tuned to a higher spiritual consciousness.

As a writer, the kind of unusual story you might excel in would have to do with the sea on one hand, say the situation of castaways on a South Sea isle. Alternatively, you could write imaginatively about souls in a purely spiritual or holy life, such as monks, nuns, priests and others who have taken celibacy vows yet are faced with the demands of the material world.

As a remedial measure to balance out vibratorily the challenges described above, wearing the pearl would be well.

All I can say is......."Hmmmmmmmmm"
Does give me some things to ponder and maybe write about......
Wollf