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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Finally, Wollf's Endorsement......

UPDATE.......I am Soooo pi$$ed off at Cankles, Obamarama and McPain, that I have promised myself to post this once a week as a Personal Protest against the worst Election cycle that I have seen in my Half Century of Life.

Eff these self serving, pieces of Human Debris...Vote Wollfie!!!

President of the United States.....the most powerful political position in the world. And what do we have for Candidates? I mean real, feel good, all American, (preferably conservative), Candidates?

Zippy on that one, Skippy.
Count with me.......

1) A first term Senator with no experience in World affairs, who thinks that we can sit down at tea with Americas Enemies, kiss, make nice nice and we'll all be friends, hold hands and skip off into the sunset.....oh yeah, and tax the Bejeezers out of us too.....

2) The wife of a former Scandal ridden POTUS who had no idea how to deal with terrorism, and a woman of such manic desire for the Power that she scares the hell out of Wollf....not to mention that she wants universal health care and to tax the Bejeezers out of us......

3) A former POW who wants to "secure" the border while allowing anyone and anything to come across and STAY, a cranky, pi$$ed off old man who thinks it's a good idea for us to revisit the Kyoto Accord....hell, might as well tax the Bejeezers out of us......

So, what to do? We need someone who is a Born Leader. A Person of high intelligence, strong, but caring for the People. A Person with a Military bearing, who Hates the enemies of the United States.....a True Patriot who ALWAYS remembers to Salute our Colors.....

Who is not afraid to stand up and yell USA, UAS, USA!! And mean it. He's bilingual and is willing to tell the Mexican Government in their own language that they need to straighten up and do their part......Who thinks that we should keep the money that we earn.....

The Perfect Candidate?



And Yes, He's Scandal Free.....well, except for that incident with the squirrels and the Bee Bee gun.....but we can spin that. Hell, Cheney shot a Human, right?

There you have it. We'll have to do a little bit of Amending the Constitution because of that silly "age" thing, but if we all get behind this Candidate, it can happen.....

And actually? Lil' Wollfie might just do a better job than some that we've had. He knows that stealing is wrong, lying is wrong, being a Bully is wrong, but standing your ground is necessary even if you get a bloody nose, nothing free is really free, that if you're going to appreciate what you have, you have to work for it.......

And most importantly? America needs Him.

This Endorsement is approved by Lil' Wollfie himself, "Scandal Free American".

UPDATE: Little Wollfie picked up another Grass Roots Endorsement over at
HEAD NOISE

Wollf

14 comments:

dammit woman said...

Where do I send the money? He's got my vote.

K T Cat said...

You've got the perfect photo for the effort. What's his campaign slogan?

K T Cat said...
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LindaSoG said...

aw... is U-Bear gonna be VP?

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

Now THERE is someone I could support!

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ said...

Es claro que el Lobito sería el mejor comandante en jefe. Ya tiene mi voto. Dígale que esperamos encontrarle durante la semana segunga de abril si obtiene un corte de pelo como un marino :o).

Anonymous said...

hi dad that was a good post g dog.

Howlsatmoon said...

The future CIC, POTUS is moved deeply by this grass roots support.

I type as he speaks....DW, thank you for the $$, but I'll have to wash your car or something before I take it....

Mr. KT, my canpaign slogan is "Do the Right Thing"....(that's all there is to life, right Sire?)

Comment Deleted.....Chicken...."buck,buck"

LindaSoG...."My Sire says that you are the Bomb. Please don't blow up around me"......Can my Best Friend be my Vice President? (Editors note: Bear has a bit of a "history" of misbehaviour...)

Good choice, Foxyfier...where's the link?

*Break*.....huh? ok....Senor ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ, (Sire says that means "Leo", but I know better....that Thermopylae thing, right?)....Gracias Senor, pero mi pelo es bueno, si? El plo de mi Hermano no es......El es "Hippy", no? *insert ten year old giggles here*......"Hi Officer!! Thanks for being one of the Good Guys!"

Hey, Bigger....you post as "Anonymous"? Yo---yo, G Dog, Lil' Bruddah......don't be a Maroon.

Sheesh,
Wollf

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

Lil'Wolfie: link will come when I figure out a classy way to do so.

Dean said...

As long as he can balance school-work with veto-work, he'll have my vote. My McCain-o-meter just dropped to a precipitously low 52-48 for.

Minta Marie Morze said...

What a great idea! He'd get my vote for sure.

That is a perfect picture, Wollf.

The only problem (other than that little problem about age) is that you wouldn't really want to send an obviously charming, industrious, and patriotic young man into that den of corruption, would you?

Still . . . .

cry_alone said...

lol, I may be canadian but if i could vote... I'd vote fer the lil guy like eh? (said inannoying sterotypical canuck voice) whatcha think boot us candian up north there like lil wolfie?
lol, wolfie, you're posts keep me smiling :) seriously tho, nice pic of lil wolfie... but that bit involving the scandel witht he bee bee gun and squrils, i dunno... squirels are cute......

aA said...

If he's on the ballot I will vote for him!

Ohioan@Heart said...

Wollf... Count me in.

I have no doubt that you've rasied the soon to no-longer-be-cub to understand right from wrong, and how to spend only what you have. Those two traits alone make him a better candidate than anybody running.