Forgive Wollf this bit of indiscretion. I just find it too funny. I shamelessly swiped the linkie thingie from Dennis of Grouchy Old Cripple
What won't they think of next? In Dennis' words, "Boobies and Booze". Hey, it's ok, still have the PG-13 rating.....Check it out.
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Be back later....in a decidedly good mood.
Wollf
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Wollf! You dog!
i know. i am ashamed. *said boobies*
bad wollf.......no treat.
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
Received this in my e-mail today &, for some inexplicable reason, thought of you: (:
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Morris about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Morris advised her,"Every day after your shower rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked - she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her & asked, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Morris ?"
"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..."
C'mon, Wollf! Not even a snicker? You're shakin' my confidence.
I had to pull out my.... "thesaurus" and my.... "what rhymes with" book.....
Then I thought about it a little more, reached in my pocket and pulled out my lucky worry stone.
It finally dawned on me....he wanted a bigger rock! He must've had such terrible worries, poor fellow.
Don't know why that flew over my..head. I guess I just don't have his problem...
Oh, well.
Heh
Wollf
Ah, well. I guess I asked for it!
Heh, heh.
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