I've got an idea.......

Another of Wollf's "Get Rich SLOW" schemes..........a Movie!! Yup, but actually a remake.....Hollywood is redoing just about everything that was made in the eighties...

A relatively dismal time for cinema, by the way, and I have come up with a little idea to entertain the Masses.....well, my kind of masses...

Let's remake "Bedtime For Bonzo".....come on, most of you, Foxie, Walks with Wolves, and She-Cub Annie excepted, know the silly a$$ed Ron Reagan film.....

But we'll update it....still need a Manly, staunch Conservative in the Lead role, and we probably should add a little action and that all important "pathos".....you know, so the Libtard audience shows up........

A Buddy Cop movie, with Clint Eastwood as the tired, aging, no crap cop.....investigating some animal cruelty case, because he's stepped over the line one too many times........

Yeah, that's the ticket.......and he reluctantly, as always, takes on a new rookie partner........who has a special link to the case, unbeknownst to ol' Clint.....

There He is in all his Eastwood, take no prisoners glory.......

"You got some animals in here that you're treatin' poorly?"......


"Hey, did you HEAR the Lieutenant? What, are you feeling Lucky? Hairless hairball?"

I'm thinking at least two figures gross on this one, the first week........

Oh, and then, for a change of pace.......Joshua Tree National Park....a lovely place, where you see the most interesting juxtapositions. Don't even ask, those of you who might know.......I thought it was artful funny...and it's only a butt, fer cryin' out loud.......


Then, two just for fun......

We've all seen the "stupid person crashes" pictures......but howzabout an Olympic Gymnast wrecking their bike? Perfect pike position, double, is what I'm imagining.....


And finally, the protest that I think we all really want to see......I'm so tired of the same old stuff.....add some humor, won't you?


That is all.....obviously ADD is in full swing...if this sucked, er, um......too bad.
G-d bless America, and have a good night.

Wollf