Ch Ch ch Changes.........

HIGH SCHOOL--1959 vs. 2009
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1959 -Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2009 -School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.


Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.

2009 -Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny
started it.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1959 -Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by
the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class
again.

2009 -Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is
then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey
has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.

1959 -Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
becomes a successful businessman.

2009 -Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.

1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is
racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is
given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he
cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them
in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red fire ant mound.

1959 - Ants die.

2009- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings
are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad
is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Do you have any other expressions of the changes that have happened? Although humerous.......this kind of crap is what is behind our County's problems......

Can you say Nanny State?
Of course you can........
H/T M'LadyK

Wollf