It pays to know Pennsylvania Dutch!........

.......as in German, and of course to be respectful.......


An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.

The Amish man shouts:

"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben
in ihm geschissen!"

.......which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"

The man shouts back:

"I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, You Infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"I am very sorry.........Use both hands, you'll get more!"

Ahh, a clash of cultures.....don't you just love it?
Wollf