An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben
in ihm geschissen!"
.......which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"
The man shouts back:
"I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, You Infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"I am very sorry.........Use both hands, you'll get more!"
Ahh, a clash of cultures.....don't you just love it?
Wollf
