I had heard or read this a week or so ago, and tried to express it to the Dragn....it fell flat, because I didn't remember the numbers....big surprise.
Thanks to my little baby Brother Cub Scottie for sending it to me.
The Stock Market and wise investing.........
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
*sorry*
Wollf
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So................
how much is in your 401keg plan?
*giggle*
lol, i like the 401keg plan better then my employee share purchase plan! lol.
Drank a lot of Weiss Bier in my day! :) Still here. Frau M
That was *hic* hilarious!
:-)
Finally! An ivestment plan I can get excited about! lol
Lawman - hope it heals your broken heart, too!
Off topic:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/10/23/funny-dog-pictures-ok-who-threw-dat/
So you. *grin*
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