At 55 years of age, Wollf married Dragn, a lovely 40-year-old.
Since her new husband is so much older, Dragn decides that after their wedding she and Wollf should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Dragn prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wollf, her 55-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one. All goes wonderfully well, Wollf takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Dragn hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wollf.
Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Dragn consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wollf kisses his young bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Wollf is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.
Once again they enjoy each other. But as Wollf gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,
“I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than half of your age who were only good once."
"You are truly a great lover, Wollf.”
Wollf, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Dragn and says, “You mean I was here already?”
Alzheimer’s - it has its advantages.
Friday, May 8, 2009
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*snerk*
Ps- 40?!?!? You're s***in' me.
Yup.....40...that's not so bad is it?
I'm almost as mature as she is....
:) :) :) love it! (((hugs))
Bbwwaaaahahahahahaha!!
That's a good one Wollf.
Best O' luck to you and Dragn. I wish for you many years of joy and happiness together.
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