Blogging shall be light this evening.....I usually do this in the early morning with a "hold" for publishing, but I couldn't move my dammnable fingers......
Long story as short as this long winded Wollf can bear.....I sharpened the knives last night....did a darn good job, except for one minor little glitch......
I bought one of those new fangled, hold in your hand, as seen on TV, G-d dammed sharpeners......guaranteed easy......except maybe for the blood, and slicing the bone...
As I earlier said.......Owwwwwwwooooooottcchhh....outch. The dammnable thing slipped, my Ginsu butcher knife did what it is designed to do, although on the wrong sort of meat, and I, yor sensitive author....now have bandage son two of his deeply lacerated left fingers......
To the bone on the middle one....did I say ouch? I felt like such a dummy. Dragn looked up and said, "Ooh, did you you cut yourself Honey?"
I avoided saying that, "No, I actually FILLETED myself, thank you very much....."
When she saw the extent of the damage, she offered that we should go to the Medic.....Wollf does not care for Medics....well, except for the snuggly ones, which Dragn soon proved to be....
She helped with pulling out my E-pack, and after a bit of direct pressure, sprinkled....actually poured the coagulant powder, and the red stuff was stanched. Then, just a matter of gluing it all together, and installing the dressing....
Good as new, except for.....did I say it hurts like Bejeebus, especially when I type?
Ouch.
Wollf
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wolfie... Oooooooooooooooooooouch!
seriously tho, i am glad u had the drgn there to be the medic fer u. i feel yer pain, really i do (8 yrs old, me and my middle left finger, lotsa blood, perdy bone, sveral stiches)
wolfie, there are sum things we shld not walk together with in life, lacerating ones fingers is one of them!
are u sure u r ok?
"medic!!!" oh i mean "dragn!!!!"... "is he ok????!! really?"
not that i am doubting her medical abilities, i just want his womand opinion on how he is....reallly
and wolfie, dammit man, fer a short blog entry it was awful long... please take care and take it easy on the typing....
(((Hugs))lotsa and lots of ((Hugs)) to drgn , and to wolfie!
i meant to say "his Woman's" (ie: his significant other, His love, his other half...)... and not "his woamnd"... sorry thats one typo i will actually fix!
*bites own hand nearly to the bone in sympathetic pain*
OOOWWWW!
Every time my husband sharpened the knives, I sliced my finger.
nothing like a sharp knife. that's good and bad, depending on whether you're giving or receiving!
that's bad luck, a nasty cut can sure ruin your evening. but the sharpener worked well, i take it!
As seen on TV?
ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ.....Exactly as seen on TV. And another very good reason to "hate" Billy Mays.......
aA....yup, knife is Definetly sharp.
OWW...you cut YOUR finger? It's a mystery, I tell ya,
Cries....yup, a pretty good medic, least not queasy...thanks folks
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Man, I hope it heals OK.
Robin's the name, pharmacy's the game! Vicodin, my friend. Vicodin!
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