Got this via e-mail .......

Via E-mail from my ol' Nciswit Friend.......

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!!


I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania).

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise.

If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat.

They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon.

The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $1,200 per person double occupancy.

All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates.

Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package:

M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day. 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo just $45.95


Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo just $34.95


Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental 55.00/day. 50 cal armor piercing ammo just $11.95/per round


Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).


They even offer RPG's at $75.00/day and $200.00 dollars for 3 standard loads


MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire


Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.

Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer:


"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia.

If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia.

At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly.

Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

Heh, as for ol'Wollf? Well you know where I stand on this issue......and I don't even have to rent the Barret.......


Arrrrrrrrgh,
Wollf