Just a funny story.......

Branden Faulkenham was a farm boy who rarely left the farm out in East Andover so you can imagine how he must have reacted the first time a girl paid any attention to him. He went to school each day but mostly minded his own business and as soon as school was out, he headed straight home to do his chores.

One day while at school, Branden met a girl and even though he had not the slightest idea what to do with a girl, they saw each other as often as they could while at school.

This relationship went on for some time when one day Sally asked him to come to her house on Friday night for supper and meet her parents. Branden was quite hesitant at first but Sally explained that because this was such a big event for her and her family that they could have sex after the dinner was over.

Branden was nervously excited partly because he had never had sex before but he had heard some things about it. So, he headed down to Rumford to the LaVerdierres pharmacy to get some condoms and anything else he could think of.

He began talking with the pharmacist about his situation and getting some advice. The pharmacist was extremely helpful in answering many of Branden's questions and when he had finished, he asked him if he would like a 3-pack, a 12-pack or the new family pack. Branden explained that he better take the family pack as it would be a very busy night for him being that it was his first time.

Friday night came and Branden was greeted at the front door by Sally and they immediately went into the dining room for dinner. Oddly, Branden sat down almost immediately and offered to ask the blessing on the food.

Everyone bowed there heads and Branden did his and remained silent as his lips moved to the words he was saying in his silent prayer. This continued for a very long time until Sally finally leaned over and whispered in Branden's ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!"

To which Branden replied, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist!"
heh,
Wollf