The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language.
For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."
• The Army will put guards around the place.
• The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
• The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.
• The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.
Mebbe I shoulda been Air Force.
Nah.......what the hell fun would that be?
Wollf
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hahaha.., wait.. what?
Hey hey hey! The Navy will also make sure things are tied so that if the building rocks like a ship at sea, nothing will fall!
The USAF has the brains, but we would never tell the USMC that :-)
Definition of Marine:
My
A$$
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
-or-
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
Sorry Wollf. I just couldn't resist. :)
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