A Cree man and a Peskotomuhkati woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The Cree man in the upper berth, and the Peskotomuhkati woman in the lower berth.
In the middle of the night the Cree man leans over, wakes the Peskotomuhkati woman and says,"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket."
The Peskotomuhkati woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have better idea. Just for tonight let's pretend that we are married."
The Cree man happily says, "OK! AWESOME!"
Then the Peskotomuhkati woman says "GOOD..... Get your own blanket."
I'm glad I didn't marry a Tribal girl........
*We were up early, Little Tiberius has a nasty cough, going back to the Vet today.....*
He'll be ok....I "feel" it.