Moonrise

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Difference...........

The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."


• The Army will put guards around the place.

• The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.

• The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.

• The Marines will kill everybody inside and make it a command post.

Mebbe I shoulda been Air Force.
Nah.......what the hell fun would that be?

Wollf

4 comments:

Lawman said...

hahaha.., wait.. what?

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

Hey hey hey! The Navy will also make sure things are tied so that if the building rocks like a ship at sea, nothing will fall!

Reaper said...

The USAF has the brains, but we would never tell the USMC that :-)

Lawman said...

Definition of Marine:
My
A$$
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

-or-
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Sorry Wollf. I just couldn't resist. :)