Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Marine Cammies and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
Srsly.

Rascist Ba$tard that I am
5 comments:
If you'd worn my Army cammies with CIB and Crew Wings the place would have been completely empty.
ROFL!!
Wish I'd thought of that....
I don' care who you are, that's funny!
So...evil....
*falls out of chair laughing*
Dave that is hilarious I was in the er with joey last week thats about the time we waited 3 hours
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