Moonrise

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Works Every Time........

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Marine Cammies and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

Srsly.



Rascist Ba$tard that I am

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you'd worn my Army cammies with CIB and Crew Wings the place would have been completely empty.

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!

Wish I'd thought of that....

The Digital Hairshirt said...

I don' care who you are, that's funny!

Foxfier said...

So...evil....

*falls out of chair laughing*

Anonymous said...

Dave that is hilarious I was in the er with joey last week thats about the time we waited 3 hours