Try this sometime............

The guy parked his brand new Porsche Boxster at the far end of the lot, cockeyed across two spaces.

The car was obviously his baby, and he didn’t want anybody coming within fifteen feet of it, much less actually having the gall to approach it with another car.

'Course he didn't care that it was two spots he was taking up....his car is better than yours.....

So, of course, I left him a note. “Sorry about the ding,” it said. Didn't even get close to his car, let alone scratch it.....

Y’know, just to screw with him.