Tomorrow morning I'm gonna get the Jeep fired back up......

Then I s'pose I should take M'Lady Dragn out for a spin in the country. Oh, but won't she be surprised.........



Reckon I ought to take her by the carwash on the way home.......
*yup, their is a little bit of evil humor in me*

Wollf

Just some oddness......

From a relatively creative, and TBI (in service), and ADD mind.......

First, remember that airliner crash because of birds being sucked into the jet engines? Well, howzabout we deter the little buggers from approaching an aircraft?

I mean srsly....all it takes is a bit of artistic painting......


This one, I found on the net, looking for absolutely nothing in particular......it just called out to me to be captioned with....

"Well.....ya don't say......"


Wolfie the Elder and I decided to try our hand at camoflage in a rural setting. One of the old Halloween costumes a few years ago.....worked out perfectly, they didn't even know that we were in their midst.....

Well, until I noticed that one of the cows was actually a young Bull......

Good thing for me that Wolfie the Elder was the rear end.....taught him a bit about the birds and the bees.....(kidding, we escaped with our bovine virginity intact).....


Finally for tonite, we have a forklift parked outside the Lair....taking up parking spaces, and irritating myself and the Beautiful and Loving Miss Dragn....

Doesn't bother Ransom Kitteh though...he thinks it's his........

Who can blame him? Sounds logical to Wollf.........

Love youse guyz....

I've got an idea.......

Another of Wollf's "Get Rich SLOW" schemes..........a Movie!! Yup, but actually a remake.....Hollywood is redoing just about everything that was made in the eighties...

A relatively dismal time for cinema, by the way, and I have come up with a little idea to entertain the Masses.....well, my kind of masses...

Let's remake "Bedtime For Bonzo".....come on, most of you, Foxie, Walks with Wolves, and She-Cub Annie excepted, know the silly a$$ed Ron Reagan film.....

But we'll update it....still need a Manly, staunch Conservative in the Lead role, and we probably should add a little action and that all important "pathos".....you know, so the Libtard audience shows up........

A Buddy Cop movie, with Clint Eastwood as the tired, aging, no crap cop.....investigating some animal cruelty case, because he's stepped over the line one too many times........

Yeah, that's the ticket.......and he reluctantly, as always, takes on a new rookie partner........who has a special link to the case, unbeknownst to ol' Clint.....

There He is in all his Eastwood, take no prisoners glory.......

"You got some animals in here that you're treatin' poorly?"......


"Hey, did you HEAR the Lieutenant? What, are you feeling Lucky? Hairless hairball?"

I'm thinking at least two figures gross on this one, the first week........

Oh, and then, for a change of pace.......Joshua Tree National Park....a lovely place, where you see the most interesting juxtapositions. Don't even ask, those of you who might know.......I thought it was artful funny...and it's only a butt, fer cryin' out loud.......


Then, two just for fun......

We've all seen the "stupid person crashes" pictures......but howzabout an Olympic Gymnast wrecking their bike? Perfect pike position, double, is what I'm imagining.....


And finally, the protest that I think we all really want to see......I'm so tired of the same old stuff.....add some humor, won't you?


That is all.....obviously ADD is in full swing...if this sucked, er, um......too bad.
G-d bless America, and have a good night.

Wollf

When we get the house, I'm gonna get Cable.....

Just you wait and see......I really miss the Discovery Channel.....



What's your fave show? I've been buying or renting entire seasons of shows that peak my interest...seems to work fairly well, you don't forget last week's episode.

Just finished all of "The Unit"....love it, deja vu all over again.

Now we've started on the first season of "24"...loving it a lot too, Wollf, the Cubs and Dragn, all nestled up in front of the TV for an hour or so Tuesdays and Thursdays after homework.....feels like Family.

Do you have any must see suggestions?
(No....I refuse to watch "Dancing with the Has Beens"........)

Wollf

Why Dragn loves to Grocery shop with me........

Just a little trot down memory lane.......

A number of years back I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at the local Food store, for my dogs Siddhartha and Steppenwolf. First a Dobie, second a Rott.

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? *Fer crying out loud, I hates me some elephants*

Since I had little else to do, on ADD creative impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time.

On the bright side though, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every orifice of my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.

I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

The Grocery Store won’t let me shop there any more. That's why I moved to California........

Heh.
Wollf

Do you ride Public Transportation?

I don't. Yannow why? Because I like to choose who I rub elbows with......quite as simple as that.

So, because my vast-ish collection of odd photos needs a bit of culling, I shall share a few Mass Transit photos that I am very happy not to be a part of.....

This first one srsly reminds me of a bus trip with a sick chicken down in Costa Rica that I told you about a year or so ago. You can read that story HERE



I simply have no idea about this one, a traveling Buddhist Umbrella Team?


This one's easy......a bunch of late night revelers from the Team Mascot Convention. Looks like they may have had one too many.......


There.....three more pics off of my 'puter....yay.

Oh....if you haven't, you really might enjoy the "chicken" story.
Wollf

From The Times of London...........

One in seven people believe it is acceptable in some circumstances for a man to hit his wife or girlfriend if she is dressed in “sexy or revealing clothes in public”, according to the findings of a survey released today.

A similar number believed that it was all right for a man to slap his wife or girlfriend if she is “nagging or constantly moaning at him”.

The findings of the poll, conducted for the Home Office, also disclosed about a quarter of people believe that wearing sexy or revealing clothing should lead to a woman being held partly responsible for being raped or sexually assaulted.

Although a majority of 1,065 people over 18 questioned last month believe that it is never acceptable to hit or slap a woman, the poll found that those aged 25-39 were more likely to consider that there were circumstances in which it was acceptable to hit or slap a woman.

Men and women over 65 and those in the lower social class groups D and E are more likely to believe that woman should be held partly responsible for being raped or sexually assaulted, Ipsos Mori telephone poll found.

Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, said: “Violence against women and girls is unacceptable in any form no matter what the circumstances are.”

Ms Smith said that more needed to be done to challenge attitudes that condoned violence against women and girls.

She was speaking as she launched a police lead review of whether new laws are needed to tackle serial domestic violence abuses and whether there is a link between the early sexualisation of young girls and violent abuse

Read it all
HERE

Is it any wonder? Wollf suggests that maybe, just maybe, it's because about one in seven people in the U.K. are, dare I say, Muslim?

*SPIT*.....The fall of a Great Empire from within, between the Socialists and the Sharia Law followers, how can she survive.

*maybe amputation of the infected parts*
Wollf