....and Yes, I know that I am a bit of an ethnocentrist, and maebbe even just a bit of an elitist....
But it got me to thinking......so,
This afternoon I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
Well, the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are just dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday
I know, *Boo Hiss*