Tiger........

.....will you Please STFU?

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. – Tiger Woods has apologized for having affairs and says he is unsure when he will return to competitive golf.

"I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated. What I did was not acceptable," said Woods, looking composed and speaking in a steady voice. His wife, Elin, was not obviously present.

Waaaaah. Apologize to your Wife not Us, you skanky skunk. You're married, and you had affairs with TWENTY FIVE different women?

As for coming back to the PGA Tour, Woods said: "I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be. I don't rule out it will be this year."

Hey Tiger....just go ahead and rule it out as far as I'm concerned.....

Woods talked for more than 13 minutes Friday from the clubhouse at the TPC Sawgrass, home of the PGA Tour. About 40 people were in the room, including his mother. He hugged her when he finished speaking.

Momma raised quite a Man didn't she? The guy is the greatest golfer of all time....too bad his parents didn't mix in a little bit of Honor.....

"I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior," Woods said.

Like I said, Tiger.....Save it for your Wife.

Admitting he felt he "deserved to enjoy the temptations" that came with his fabulous success, Woods said he is solely responsible for his actions.

WTF does That mean? "he deserved to enjoy the temptations"?? You "deserve" nothing but another clubbing from your wife for being an adulterous piece of crap......

Woods said he was in treatment for 45 days and will return for more therapy, adding he has more work to do to resolve his personal problems......

"Sexual Addiction", my furry Wolfen A$$$........

Ol' Wollf has a healthy drive, and has been known to tweak his neck ocassionally to glance at a comely female.....but Cheating? Never.

Oh.....I guess I'm just old fashioned.
Next time I'll tell you what I really feel about this should be neutered dog breath.
Wollf