.........Gotta Love this study.......
HAVING sex daily - especially with a younger woman - is the perfect recipe for keeping men fit and healthy, a study has revealed.
While the average life expectancy of a man is 77, the last seven years are, for the majority of men, marked by serious illness or ailments.
But according to experts, sex rates highest among the simple and often bizarre ways to keep men healthy - including cutting down on pain killers, eating five apples a day, brushing teeth with your wrong hand and carrying wallets in the breast pocket.
Germany's Max Plank Institute - which conducted a study into deaths in Denmark between 1990 and 2005 - found a younger bride can cut the risk of premature death risk by 20 per cent.
It showed men who were with women about 15 to 17 years their junior - who look after the children and can put food on the table - help extend their lives.
The study concluded the higher life expectancy was either caused by younger women caring for men better or natural selection.
Let's see.....Younger woman? CHECK
Can cook?.....CHECK
Brush teeth leftie?......CHECK
Little to no pain killers?....CHECK
Looks like you're gonna have to suffer ol' Wollf til I'm 90....
*gotta move that wallet though, my tail hurts.....*
Keep it up Folks.......*ya hear that honey?
*ducks and scurries away, tail between legs.....*
Wollf
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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3 comments:
the idea of sexual encountters a. u on a regular basis works for me...... does this mean we can have multiple daily exercise sessions( that is if u can handle it)!!!!
love my husband!
Listen Lady, I just report the news here........
giggle, just be careful what you report wolfie, your ummm "daily excercise sesions" for example...T-M-I!
roflol
congrats again u two!
:D
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