Conspiracy Theorist Has Elaborate Explanation For Why He's Single
SIOUX FALLS, SD—In light of a broken engagement two years ago, area school-bus driver and longtime conspiracy enthusiast Robert Ericsson outlined an intricate theory to reporters Tuesday to explain his failure to begin a new relationship.
"I am alone today due to the covert machinations of dozens, possibly hundreds of women in several countries," Ericsson, 38, said. "What we are looking at is a plot of epic proportions, which may seem counterintuitive, but that is, in fact, precisely what they would like you to believe."
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Think that's what has been happening to me? Failure after failure, from California to Florida.......a Plot, I tell ya!!
Luckily, I've enlisted the help of a super sekrit Dragn Agent to end this problem....