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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Monkeys............

.......I really hate monkeys.....



....But I heard of an interesting experiment. Rather on the order of Pavlov's dog. And long time readers know that I really enjoy psychology.....

.....Well, and messing with monkeys!

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another Monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.

To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the snot out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs OR even why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Finally, after replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know, that is the way it has always been done around here.

And that, my fellow monkeys, is how Congress operates - And is precisely why we need to replace all the original monkeys this November.

Two and a Half months until we make some really pi$$ed off Monkeys.....



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Wollf
H/T Mr. Shields

7 comments:

rthmcdragn said...

Hey..... i love monkeys.... why not pick on a different animal?! waaaaaahhhhhh

Howlsatmoon said...

With all due respect my Love.

Monkeys throw Poo.

End discussion....heh

rthmcdragn said...

yeah, well YOUR dogs EAT poo.....

so there..... leave the damn monkeys alone!

Howlsatmoon said...

Oh, now they're MY dogs! *see what I have to put up with here Folks?*

CAN'T......SLEEP....MONKEYS....WILL EAT ME.............

K T Cat said...

Kids, kids! Take it outside!

:-)

aA said...

Monkeys or no, I think the idea of firing all the monkeys in Congress is a splendid suggestion. Let somebody have a banana.

Kirly said...

the monkeys sound like certain democrat voters. they have no idea why they continue to vote for commies and socialists and racists, but they do keep voting for them.