Moonrise

Friday, October 30, 2009

More scariness.........

Keanu Reeves....not much of an Actor IMHO, but maybe there's something we don't know about him?


Hmmmmm?

BOO.
Wollf

From my Buddy Rose.....

A truly spooky video for Halloween.......

Trick or Treat?


Personally......I don't want the trick. Keep your vaccinations, Mr. Government Man. I'll take my chances with the flu.

4000 Neurological Complication cases? Nope, no thanks.
Wollf

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Warning.....Srsly.....see my face?


Wollf is in a bit of a foul mood, and this was sent to me by a Good Man who knows me and what I am better than most......

NOT for the Cubs or the squeamish....however the heck you spell that, but 0203s do this stuff......at least our Men in the Field are doing their part....Support them, they may frighten you, but Trust ol'Wollf......we Need them.

Valor IT.....remember? Some of them don't come home....others don't come home at 100%....okay? Couple of posts down..........

Sniper Power......


Generation Kill - M40 Sniper Kills - The most amazing videos are a click away
Semper Fi
Wollf

Halloween is Fast approaching.......


Found these "Things we've learned from Horror movies" on the Innertoobs......

*Added a few of course.....*

If you're searching for something that caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and leave NOW!!
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing. Even then, don't do it.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of a female. Even though you may be faster than the monster, you can be sure that it WILL catch you.

If your friends suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Meskatonic University, Camp Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, Illinois, one gas station desert towns or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, or band saws. This is especially true if they are wearing a hockey mask or one made of human skin.

When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. It isn't.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house move immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of a group of people, NEVER pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell......

The Hawt chick with the least amount of clothes ALWAYS dies first.........

If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Wollf, WOLLF,is that you?" and Wollf does not answer, run away.

If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take a car, the monster will be in it.

Never bring the cat or any member of your family back from the dead.....Espescially the Cat.

*So.....How about you? What did you learn?.....hmmm?*
Happy Halloween
Wollf

Fun with Photoshop.......


Or maybe not so "Fun"..........
Wollf

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen.........

The President of the United States.....and the First Pinata......

.....Couldn't help myself, just one too many Jackie "O" and Camelot refernces, I guess....

*Somebody, please put a dimmer switch on that dress.*
Wollf

Hmmmm.....I don't think the Gubernator.....

.....cared much for this Bill, or the Congress Critter who wrote it.....

His veto letter:

"My goodness. What a coincidence," said Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear. "I suppose when you do so many vetoes, something like this is bound to happen."

The targeted Assemblyman was Tom Ammiano, author of the Bill and a fellow who has heckled Ahnold in the past.......

*Hint.....left margin, read vertically......*
Heh

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Ranch Hand.........

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay feller, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house more than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreedand went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplacewith a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and laced them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantlywatching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said,

'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

(P.S. I didn't see it coming, either.)

Heh.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Then there's This.....

....BATANTLY pilfered from the funniest Man on the Innertoobs, Frank J at IMAO ....what with Veteran's Day coming up, a snappy new Video for the Troops.

If you know someone in Uniform....well, 'specially Marines, because they eat this stuff up.....heh, pilfer and keep it going.......



Come on. You Know you got up and double timed.......
Wollf

And, now for the Kin Folkes and Friends that ask me .....

......"So how is Lil'Wolfie doing in his first year of Football?"......

Here you go.......

Dude Loves his Football......

Oh....He's #77, in case you wonder, Defensive End
Love that Cub.
Wollf

Been a bit serious lately........

.....what with the economy, "climate change", politics, the swine flu and all, just too many things to be pi$$ed off about......time to get my mind off the crap.......

Time for some fun.....

EMBED-Shooting An Anvil 200 Feet in the Air - Watch more free videos

And I agree completely with the film maker, Wimmens say, "Why would you want to do that?"

Men on the other hand, just don't understand their question.....
Wollf

Friday, October 23, 2009

I'm not paranoid...........

Machines Designed to Change Humans

The Stanford Persuasive Technology Lab creates insight into how computing products — from websites to mobile phone software — can be designed to change what people believe and what they do.

Yes, this can be a scary topic: machines designed to influence human beliefs and behaviors. But there's good news. We believe that much like human persuaders, persuasive technologies can bring about positive changes in many domains, including health, business, safety, and education.

We also believe that new advances in technology can help promote world peace in 30 years. With such positive ends in mind, we are creating a body of expertise in the design, theory, and analysis of persuasive technologies, an area called “captology.”


Hey.....I'm just reporting here....you can read the whole thing.......
HERE

No possible way that stuff like this could be used for personal or political gain..

Right?
Crap.
Wollf......And I took the day off today...going for a hike, see ya.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Gotta Love L.A..........

........No you don't.

I don't know, but the word "Orwellian" comes to mind.....

Or am I just feeling too "Serious"?

iWatch.....give me a break.
Wollf

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Sometimes, Lupus' Cousins have Nine Lives.....

.....Like this little feller........


A coyote struck by a fast-moving car near the Nevada-Utah border apparently got trapped by the vehicle's grill and rode for several hours all the way west to the foothills east of Sacramento. Daniel East and his sister, Tevyn, were travelling at about 75 mph along Interstate 80 when they saw some coyotes running nearby. One of the coyotes ran in front of the car.

"Right off the bat, we knew it was bad," Daniel East said. They said they kept driving because they thought they had killed the animal, so there was no point in stopping. They were on their way to start to new chapter in their lives, to be in a community of artists and farmers in North San Juan, just outside Nevada City.

they arrived - eight to 10 hours later - they found the trapped animal and called Penn Valley-based Wildlife Rehabilitation and Release. Jan Crowell, a rehabilitation center volunteer, said she brought a catch pole, an animal carrier, gloves and blankets.


When she arrived, East and his sister were taking the screws out of the car's grill in an effort to get the animal out. Once the grill was pulled forward, the coyote poked its head out. "No broken bones, no internal injuries - nothing," Daniel East said, adding that the animal only had a few scrapes on one of his paws.

The coyote was taken to the rehabilitation facility. It remained there until Thursday, when it managed to push up the steel at the bottom of a kennel to free itself, Crowell said.

It hasn't been seen since.

Us Canids......we come out pretty goo sometimes....
That is a picture of my little Brother after the incident, by the way.

OwOoooooooH!!!
Wollf

Ok.....Yup, I get this one.....


Wollf

Now this is funny........

It's all about the story, I suppose......

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

No Srsrly....feel better about your Day......

I realize I might have upset you with that Video this morning, so.....

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . .

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward......

.......and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


Are Ya OK Now? – No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.

God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better? .......I know I am.

Warning..........

...........Ruined Breakfast Alert.....

Some "calm" and "plain" talk about the upcoming Copenhagen......

Makes me sick
Wollf

Monday, October 19, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Saturday Morning Funny.......

.......I really kinda miss the old Candid Camera show.....

Here's a little updated version.......
<a href="http://www.cmt.com/video/" target="_blank">Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping</a>
Heh heh heh......
Wollf

Friday, October 16, 2009

Just makes you think.......

We are in trouble.


The population of this
country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves
140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35
million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 20 million to do
the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with
killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and
city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospital.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998
people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.



You and me.


And there you are,

Sitting on your
ass,

At your computer, reading Wollf's Tripe.......


Nice. Real nice

The Baloon boy from yesterday?

.....Had the whole country riveted to the News.....

Prauing that he would be found alive and well.....turns out, he was hiding in a box in the attic.....

Hmmmmm....what would Hitler's reaction be.......?

I don't know why I enjoy these mash ups like I do.....
But I do, so there.
Wollf

Hmmmm....I wonder how long this will stay up.....

.......on Youtube?

Catchy tune........
Wollf

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Why Teenage Boyz are like Kittehs.......

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

* Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

* No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

* You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

* Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor you teen will ever crack a smile.

* No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.

* Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.


* Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

* Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy — a sense of complete and utter boredom.

* Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.

* Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

* Cats and teenagers are always rough housing


Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times.

And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

GOP Claims Olympia Snowe Was Born in Kenya.......

.........Birthers Demand Proof of Non-Kenyan Status


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Just moments after she broke with fellow Republicans and voted in favor of health care reform, Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) came under fire from the GOP for allegedly lying about her nation of birth.

"This vote is going to raise suspicions, once again, that Sen. Snowe was born in Kenya," said GOP Chairman Michael Steele.

"We demand that she prove, once and for all, that she is definitely not Kenyan."
Orly Taitz, leader of the so-called "birther" movement, said that Sen. Snowe's vote was "textbook Kenyan" behavior: "She's putting her tribe first."

In other news, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said he would acquire the St. Louis Rams and rename their stadium The House of Painkillers.

Limbaugh's move came after a failed bid to acquire Minnesota's NFL franchise and rename it the Minnesota Vicodins.

Elsewhere, the Rev. Moon married 10,000 people, putting him slightly ahead of Liza Minnelli.

More HERE

*Every bodies needs Mocking now and then.....* H/T Dennis
Wollf

This is what Brothers do........

"Can you toss the log in the cooler? While blindfolded?

Never trust your older brother in matters such as these......
Ouch.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

This just for M'Lady Dragn........

Saturday, we went to the Happiest Place on Earth....no not THAT one, Home Depot!!

First thing to be noticed is that they ALREADY have Christmas stuff out on disdplay.....Dragn becomes rather disgusted by things of that sort.....

I saw this cartoon early on this morning, and decided to post it for her......

Everything you need for a lovely creche.......
Wollf

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Picture Cleaning!!!!!!

.....Yeah, I know....lazy blogging in progress, but I find all these kewl things, and I save 'em, and then my hard drive doesn't drive cuz it's all filled up, and I don't want to just delete 'em, cuz they're kewl, or funny, or make me go *Hmmmmmm*, or something, so.....

Deal with them....and maybe grin.

This IS a live, 4160v-480volt transformer. What a cute little sign.....

"Sheesh, Ralphie.....I didn't know you studied Karate!"......

Somebody was anxious to be born.......

Ok, Reaper.....I know, I know....but admit it....it's teh funny...

Warning signs that tell the truth.......sweet.

Wollf's dream BBQ....you listening, Dragn?.....What? Doesn't go with the decor? Damm.......

You won't get the right fooking book at this store, might as well shop elsewhere......

Just in case you were interested....no, our Frilled Lizard does NOT have tonsils.....

What's worse than being that "Lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch"?...Let's see.....

And finally for today....just in case you don't know the drill......Posted as a PSA to all my Living Friends......


And yes, unfortunately, I have about a thousand more that need to be zapped from the old Hard Drive.

Suffer, my Children.....I'll do them in increments....
Wollf

Monday, October 12, 2009

Happy Columbus Day.........

.......Or Native American Day.....or Italian People's Day.....or Indigenous People's Day......or Fall Day....or whatever the hell you want to call it.

I'm of the age where we learned that "in Fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the Ocean Blue".......

Never heard any of the enslavement and torture and genocide that the hippie looking Chris did to the Ancestors.

Seriously don't want to hear about it now either.

If the Italians want to have a parade.....go for it. I won't give Honor to a murderer of innocents,(Columbus), but I think we have to understand that the parades, and the Holiday itself, no longer Honor C.C.......more the "Discovery" of the Americas....

Even though the Vikings were hanging with my Ancestors up in Newfoundland and Maine about three centuries before........

So, why am I writing about this?

Simply the absurdity of where our legislators have taken this holiday thing. We have a holiday for almost every day of the year.....and probably some one protesting each of them.

Just look at October.......

Other holidays in October 2009 in United States
International Day of Older Persons (Thursday, October 1, 2009)
International Day of Non-Violence (Friday, October 2, 2009)
First day of Sukkot (Saturday, October 3, 2009)
Feast of St Francis of Assisi (Sunday, October 4, 2009)
World Teachers' Day (Monday, October 5, 2009)
Child Health Day (Monday, October 5, 2009)
World Habitat Day (Monday, October 5, 2009)
World Sight Day (Thursday, October 8, 2009)
World Post Day (Friday, October 9, 2009)
Last day of Sukkot (Friday, October 9, 2009)
Leif Erikson Day (Friday, October 9, 2009)
World Mental Health Day (Saturday, October 10, 2009)
Shmini Atzeret/Simchat Torah (Saturday, October 10, 2009)
Columbus Day (Monday, October 12, 2009)
International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction (Wednesday, October 14, 2009)
White Cane Safety Day (Thursday, October 15, 2009)
International Day of Rural Women (Thursday, October 15, 2009)
World Food Day (Friday, October 16, 2009)
International Day for the Eradication of Poverty (Saturday, October 17, 2009)
Diwali/Deepavali (Saturday, October 17, 2009)
Alaska Day (Sunday, October 18, 2009)
Alaska Day (Monday, October 19, 2009)
World Development Information Day (Saturday, October 24, 2009)
United Nations Day (Saturday, October 24, 2009)
World Day for Audiovisual Heritage (Tuesday, October 27, 2009)
Nevada Day (Friday, October 30, 2009)
Halloween (Saturday, October 31, 2009)

Oh, that reminds me....gotta go buy candy.

By the way, on International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction, do we protest earthquakes and wildfires here in California? Sounds rascist to me.

Friday, October 9, 2009

And then, after that last Face Palm Post......

A bit of Over the Top Culture, courtesy of my Beautiful Spousal Unit.....

Watch, I guarantee that you've never seen Swan Lake like this......


Well? Was ol'Wolfie right, or what?
Enjoy, it's Friday.
Wollf

Let's ask the experts........



Created by yours truly......Wollf

Use them as you wish, but with a little attribution?
Thanks

The Nobel Peace Prize Goes to.........

.........OBAMA???????



JFC.....They might as well name it the "We Hate Bush" Award.....
H/T KTCat for the Pic.....
Wollf

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Reader Participation!!!!!!


.....Ok....I don't do this very much, so...Humor me, you know you don't like me when I'm angry or depressed, so All two of you.....Participate.

I'll join in the Comments....

Question this time.....

What Childish thing that you used to enjoy do you still do?

I'll start:

There is not a puddle on a rainy day that I can keep myself from jumping in...

If I'm on a dirt bike....well, it's wheelie down the street time.......

How about you?
Hmmmmm?
Make it fun.
Wollf

I Know, it's Anecdotal...........

........But still.......I don't want my Health Care, or Anything for that matter, being decided by anyone other than myself and my Personal Doctor.....

See what you think, and then go read the rest of the story, link at the bottom.......

Plumber with shattered arm left horrifically bent out of shape has operation 'cancelled four times'
By Daily Mail Reporter

A plumber whose arm was left twisted grotesquely out of shape in an accident ten months ago has had an operation to correct it 'cancelled four times'.



Torron Eeles, 50, has been left unable to work since falling down the stairs and now fears he may lose his home after being denied incapacity benefit.
The father-of-three today hit out at the NHS for the 'unacceptable delays', but East and North Hertfordshire NHS Trust said Mr Eeles had his operation cancelled on 'only' two occasions on clinical safety grounds.

His left arm has hung limply by his side since he fractured the humerus bone in December 2008.

Mr Eeles, from Welham Green, Hertfordshire, applied for employment and support allowance but a doctor ruled he is ineligible for both because he can turn on a tap.
'Unacceptable': Torron Eeles has been left unable to work since falling down the stairs and now fears he may lose his home after being denied incapacity benefit
He said: 'This whole situation is absolutely disgusting. I have never heard of anyone else having a broken arm for ten months.
'It's been so long the bones have knitted back together. Sleeping is really uncomfortable because whenever I roll over my arm gets in the way.

'I'm a kitchen fitter and plumber by trade but I can't even slice a loaf of bread let alone work.

'This has been going on and on and it's a complete nightmare.'
Mr Eeles fractured his arm on December 3 and was rushed straight to casualty where doctors put his arm in plaster.

Read more: RIGHT HERE

What a friggin' nightmare.....

*But please notice I never once mentioned the "Public Option"....*
Oops, guess I did.
Wollf

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Should have tied down the Load, I'm thinking......

Next Time I'll take the pictures...........

AND












...and YOU

can let the bear out!


That is one Lucky Game Warden.....
H/T Ronnie

Wollf

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

From Politico.........ACORN......

.........My thoughts in Italics.......

Any successful efforts by Congress to cut off federal funding to scandal-plagued ACORN would have little effect on the community organizing group’s overall operations, its chief executive officer said on Tuesday.

“We didn’t have government funding for years,” said ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis. “We may not have government funding in the future.”

Lewis said ACORN typically receives about $2.5 million to $3 million annually from the federal government – roughly 10 percent of its $20 million to $25 million annual budget. Member dues and private sources make up a much larger chunk of the budget, she said........$20 Million?....for Community Organizing? The Grass must have Deep Roots....

After a series of undercover videos surfaced showing ACORN employees giving advice to conservative activists posing as a prostitute and a pimp, opponents in Congress have sought to cut the group’s sources of federal money.

In recent weeks, both the U.S. Census Bureau and the Internal Revenue Service have also ended partnerships with ACORN.........Thank Goodness....

But Lewis, who spoke Tuesday at Washington’s National Press Club, called the congressional actions a case of “modern day ACORN McCarththyism,” and she dismissed a report by the Republican staff of the Senate Finance Committee alleging that ACORN used some charitable funding for political purposes.....Oh Jeez, I Love that statement. "McCartyism" truly is a modern day Cuss-word, and rightly so, except that it seems to me that Ms. Lewis should have thought that one out a bit better. Didn't McCartyism root out Communists? Well....maybe it is McCartyism....

Last month, the group suspended new intakes to its service programs throughout the country, pending the results of an independent review led by former Massachusetts Attorney General Scott Harshbarger.......Go Scotty!!!

Lewis, who said her remarks were part of a “set-the-record-straight tour,” said the group would continue to pursue a lawsuit against the makers of the videos as well as the conservative Web site, Breitbart.com, where they first appeared.......Waaaaaah! Somebody showed us to be Naughty....Let's sue them!!!! Never admit fault...just point the finger at your accuser....

“Just because we were embarrassed by these highly edited tapes,” Lewis said, “doesn’t mean that these people didn’t break the law in order to embarrass and attack the organization.” Whuuuuh? Highly edited, Ok...so your Community Organizers WEREN'T giving advice on Human Slavery and Prostitution? Those words were edited into their mouths??? Oh, now I get it.....

Still, Lewis acknowledged that when she watched the clips, “it made my stomach turn over – it just made you sick.”.......At how someone just cooked her Golden Goose, perhaps?.....

The Website’s founder, Andrew Breitbart, could not be reached for comment. But in appearance on Fox News last month he called the lawsuit “an attempt to stifle free speech and the First Amendment.” ......And howzabout Whistle Blowing?

Lewis also denied fresh allegations revealed in connection with an investigation of ACORN in Louisiana that Dale Rathke, brother of ACORN founder Wade Rathke, embezzled as much as $5 million from the organization.

The amount of missing money was just under $1 million, according to Lewis, who said the higher figure was “completely false and not based on any documentation or any audit other than two disgruntled former board members.” ....Oh My Friggin' Goodness...THAT makes it OK...it wasn't "as much as $5 million, it was ONLY $1 million.....So that's not embezzling?.....

On Tuesday, Lewis wistfully recalled her own years as community organizer and said that she planned to continue serving as CEO of ACORN for at least another year.....and Personally? I figure it will take that much time for the Federal Indictments....then she or at least a few of her well paid Volunteers in Community Activism can spend their next few years at Club Fed.....

Read more: RIGHT HERE

It makes Ms. Lewis "sick". Not as much as Me.....

Wollf.....where's a Super Squirrel when you need one?

Monday, October 5, 2009

Oh Fer Crying out Loud.........

PC gone crazier than usual.........from the UK.....

Parakeets are 'as British as curry' and shooting them would be racist, according to wildlife experts who are fighting a decision to allow the exotic birds to be culled.

This week Natural England officially deemed the ring-necked parakeet as a pest, making it possible to shoot the birds without a licence.

However Dr Ian Rotherham, Director of the Environmental Change Research Unit at Sheffield Hallam University, said there is a danger that labelling parakeets as a "nasty alien" just because they are from abroad could be seen as a form of "racism" towards a foreign species.

"If there is a problem - for example with the birds taking fruit - then we have to take steps to deal with it. If you start to label it as alien then that is some sort of racism. Eco-xenophobia is the label I would use.

"I suspect there is an underlying view it is because they are alien, but it should be because they are a problem."

Matthew Frith, Deputy Chief Executive of the London Wildlife Trust, said parakeets were "as British as curry" and agreed it was dangerous to label the birds as a pest just because they are foreign.

"Parakeets are birds from the Indian sub-continent that came here is the last century and are doing very well. Just like curry," he said.

*But.....I guess that clears me of being a Rascist, because I own Four of the little buggers......*

Oops, did I say "own"?
Guess I am a Rascist....and Eco=Xenophobe.
Dammit.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

To clear something up......

I just took down a Post....not because of the Post, but because there is a misunderstanding that I have to deal with in the Comments.

I just wrote an e-mail to one of the Gentlemen who commented. He was kind enough to throw his punch to me directly via my e-mail.

I've been accused of some stuff that is simply not true. If any of the "commenters" want an explanation, please contact Mitch....I'm not going to explain this to a hundred people......and I respect the privacy of where this all came from,,,,

Ok....I'm going to turn on the comment moderation for a bit, sit down and think as to whether keeping this little blog going.....

Be careful of the Internets, Folkes....weird stuff happens.
Seriously
Wollf

Friday, October 2, 2009

Just because someone is a Celebrity.......

.......Does NOT mean that they are necessarily intelligent......Ok, I'll give you that some really "smart" folks say some really "dumb" things.

Here are a few....and they're vetted, so there.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,” –Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,” — Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,” –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” –Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,” –A democratic congressional candidate in Texas .
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“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” –Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” –Al Gore, Vice President
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“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.” –Dan Quayle
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“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”–Lee Iacocca
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“The word ‘genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” –Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” –Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” –Bill Clinton, President
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“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” –Al Gore, VP “““““““““““““““““`
“Traditionally, most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.” –Keppel Enderbery
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“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” –Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

See?
Wollf

And Now, for something Completely Different.......

No, Polly does not want a cracker......Polly has been lonely, you see and he's looking for a little action........


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I'm sorry, it made me laugh....a lot.
Wollf

Thursday, October 1, 2009

How to get an Education........

........When you're a "student athlete"....

Tongue, only slightly in my Wolfie cheek.........

Test for College Athletes........
Open Book. Time Limit: 3 Weeks

1. What language is spoken in Russia?

2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions; -OR- provide the first/last name of God.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army, or (c) WRITE A PLAY?

4. What religion is the Pope: (a) Pakistani (b) Japanese (c) Agnostic (d) Is the Pope Catholic?

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately)?

7. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Southerners (b) Not Southerners.

8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

9. Can you explain Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no.

10. What are coat hangers used for, other than unlocking car doors?

11. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (a) New York (b) Canada (c) Belgium (d) FLORIDA.

12. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

13. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

14. Where does the rain come from? (a) The sky.

15. Essay: In 20 words or less, list all of the words you know. (HINT: These are words.)

H/T Denny, via e-mail