Friday, November 20, 2009

The Talking Dog........

.....From my Innertoobs friend aA...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed..

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit....

*By the way, the picture is of Uber.....and he Never tells a falsehood.....*


Pogo said...

A guy bellies up to the bar with his dog. The bartender says: "we don't allow animals in here."
The guy protests that the dog can talk. The bartender says: "prove it"
The guy asks the dog what the overhead structure is. The dog replies: "roof" The bartender says "that doesn't prove anything. Dogs often make that noise". The guy says how about this: "how does the underside of the bar feel? the dog replies: "ruff." The bartender says: bud I'm losing my patience. The guy says "one last chance" and asks the dog; who is the greatest ball player of all time?" The dog says: "Ruth". The bartender kicks the guy and the dog out onto the sidewalk. The dog turns to him and asks: "DiMaggio?"

Howlsatmoon said...'s 2130hrs, I'm in bed and checking the Blog.....reading your comment.....I Burst out laughing....the Spousal Unit Dragn, trying to read her book, is ready to smack me....I'll send you the medical bills.....

Thanks, that was damm funny....

cry_alone said...

roflol :-) i just read the blog post... igggled... went to put a comment down, read the comment by Pogo... and giggled sum more :-) cute post, even cuter comment LOL