Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Man discovers his long-lost dad is Charles Manson

........that is a harsh surprise......

A US man has spoken of his anguish after discovering his long-lost father is apparently the notorious serial killer Charles Manson.

Matthew Roberts, 41, tracked down his biological mother after she put him up for adoption in 1968.

But he sank into depression after the woman revealed his dad is none other than the jailed cult leader.

Mr Roberts' real mother claimed he was born after Manson raped her in a drug-fuelled orgy in 1967.

The son, who bears a striking resemblance to the killer, said: "I didn't want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It's like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father.

"I'm a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster."

.....But Dude......shave the goatee, you'll get over it. I hope.

*Side question, why hasn't someone shivved this skcumbag?*

1 comment:

aA said...

ReALLY! He could cut his hair, shave his goat and smile more. Just don't do that crazy thing with the eyes and he gets off scot-free.

If he stays outta the culting-and-murdering business, he has a chance at a real life. But still, I can only imagine the inner turmoil he has to face.

I wonder if he trys harder to be kind and helpful to people with this hanging over him.