Five Boyz.........

.......between 12 and 16 years old, Uber Doggen, Kitteh,( as "honorary" Teens), and ol' Wollf and Dragn have a house full......

I've been to busy to blog, but I will tonight about the weekend adventures and....

Today, we're going to the courthouse for our Marriage License.....whoo-doggies.
Wollf

Ok....for Jebeezus.......

I've gotten a Number of e-mails saying that I've been "remiss".......in keeping Folkes up on my mostly bland, vanilla Life.......sheesh, the nerve of you Folkes...

Ok, though, I shall bow to the wishes of the two or maybe four Folkes and Friends that read this silliness.......

Dragn and I had our first fight.....at the Zoo in Santa Barbara......She said "something" about elephants.....I Hates them....I said "something" back and She gave me THIS look..........I forgave Her......but I still hates me some elephants......(Long story).......

Then, on this excursion, we got some good pictures of the "safe" animals.......

Then a scary thing.......Wolfie the Bigger....Ok, his real name is Max, went to the Prom......as a Sophomore, and with a Lovely young Lady...a Senior.....Hory Clap, the young one is growing up Pronto....by the way, not to worry, not only is He infused with Wollf's sense of Honor, also......shhhhhh.....The young Lady's Daddy drove them all old school type.....*cute*cute*cute*.........


Had a visit from my 19 year old She-Cub....ok, Her name is Anastasia, and it was wonderful......She posed with her little Peacemaker.......*cute* *cute*...unless you're a "Scary Guns" person......

And one of my Fave photos...unretouched...Yet.....from the Zoo....Lion just said "Power, Grace, and Confidence"......

And finally, a Photo I took, Wolfie the Bigger, at the far end of a tunnel to the beach......I liked it, so you have to see it..........

But that's not what I'm writing about tonite.........(shades of "Alice' Restaurant)......

The tux that Bigger is wearing?

I saw Dragn in what was s'pose to be a "casual" dress for the Wedding....it wasn't. As I was having fun getting him fited, my ADD kicked in, I saw something "cool".....and bought a new tuxedo......

Kinda like this one, only I think we'll go with the bow tie, and ixnay the weapon....

Oh.....and make sure you at least have a Green Card if you're coming..........

I lourves you guys,
Wollf

*gotta order pizza.....Dragn's picking up the rest of the boyz at the airport.......*

Some Bat-sh@t Goofy thought on the absurd.......

Collected from the Internet.....and in "Honor" of ?The Digital Hairshirtwinning Batsh@t Award.....Yay for Her......*I think*.....

Don't read these all in one sitting.....your head might implode.....My Fave is probably #1 and #9.....Yours?

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization

.4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

.7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people

.23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?

24. How is it possible to have a civil war?

25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

26. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

29. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

30. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

31. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented

Peskotomuhkati.......

Kiwattaqsu malsom tan ci psonakisit nipawset...........and for no other reason.

He can be happy. He can be sad......doesn't matter.

He just does, because he is.
Wollf

Buy American, the easy way to tell...

Do you want to avoid buying products made in certain countries?

Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China? (Taiwan = Good, China = Bad)......

If the first 3 digits of the barcode are 690, 691 or 692, the product is MADE IN CHINA.

471 is Made in Taiwan. (They're the Good Guys, see above).....

Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products “MADE IN CHINA”, so they don’t show from which country it is made.

However, you may now refer to the barcode.

Remember if the first 3 digits are:
690-692 . then it is MADE IN CHINA .
00 - 09 . USA & CANADA
30 - 37 . FRANCE
40 - 44 . GERMANY
47 … Taiwan
49 . JAPAN
50 . UK

BUY USA by watching for “0″ at the beginning of the number.

Now, Go Forth and Buy American......you can do it.
Wollf, PSA

Back in Arizona.........

After a long day at work, a much younger Wollf came home one day to find my dog, Siddhartha the Dobie with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead.

I panicked!

"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," I thought.

So I took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.

I knew my neighbors kept their back door open during the summer, so I sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping my neighbors would think it died of natural causes.

A couple of days later Wollf and my neighbor saw each other outside.

"Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.

"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" I mumbled.

The neighbor replied, "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!"

Oops.......
Wollf

Oh Just Great.........

As if that damm Hamster wasn't bad enough.....

Now we have real live Super Sekrit Squirrel training.........

Srsly....this is amazing....or maybe I'm just easily amused....
Wollf