......Bunny, aA....sheesh, went from damm foul mood to scared of Attack Rabbits...
Heh, but as you said, Looks like the bad a$$ Texas bunny is doing more to protect his turf than we are.....
Thanks!
Wollf
Monday, March 9, 2009
A Daily Disgust........
This just in via HERE ........
Our Friends in Great Britain have a much larger "Problem" than we do. This is a leaflet that was stuffed into mail boxes this weekend in Luton......
Clicky click to enlarge, but only if you're feeling like being enraged and upset...
PC at it's worst, allowing a group of people to spew hatred and lies because they're a minority?
Bravo Sierra, now I'm pi$$ed off again....somebody send me a bunny rabbit or something.....
Wollf
Our Friends in Great Britain have a much larger "Problem" than we do. This is a leaflet that was stuffed into mail boxes this weekend in Luton......
Clicky click to enlarge, but only if you're feeling like being enraged and upset...
PC at it's worst, allowing a group of people to spew hatred and lies because they're a minority?
Bravo Sierra, now I'm pi$$ed off again....somebody send me a bunny rabbit or something.....
Wollf
Random Short Musings.........
From all over the place......Uber sometimes wonders what the Heck I'm doing.....
I have all the money I’ll ever need - if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I was so poor growing up. If I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with.
Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Have a good Monday.....
Wollf
Friday, March 6, 2009
Just plain Wacky News........
And I will preface that I didn't run a Snopes on all of them.....they just made me laugh so I thought I'd share.......
1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. *Saved the taxpayers some money for when he finally would have been caught.....*
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. *Understandably, he shot her.*
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
*Excitable and prone to fantasies.....like being wrongly imprisoned?*
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. *Probably a current student at Evergreen College*
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. *If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?*
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
*What a block head......*
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.” *Well, at least he told the truth ....*
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. **A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
Heh.
Wollf
1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. *Saved the taxpayers some money for when he finally would have been caught.....*
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. *Understandably, he shot her.*
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
*Excitable and prone to fantasies.....like being wrongly imprisoned?*
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. *Probably a current student at Evergreen College*
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. *If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?*
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
*What a block head......*
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.” *Well, at least he told the truth ....*
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. **A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
Heh.
Wollf
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Was this Eden?
I happened upon this article last evening.....an absolutely amazing archeological find in the plains of Turkey, described as possibly the most important dig ever.
10,000 years old, predating Stonehenge by 7000 or so years......
"The site of Gobekli Tepe is simple enough to describe. The oblong stones, unearthed by a shepherd, turned out to be the flat tops of awesome, T-shaped megaliths.
Imagine carved and slender versions of the stones of Avebury or Stonehenge.
Most of these standing stones are inscribed with bizarre and delicate images - mainly of boars and ducks, of hunting and game.
Sinuous serpents are another common motif. Some of the megaliths show crayfish or lions."
If you have any interest in archeology or the beginnings of civilization.....go and read the whole article....Religious connotations aside, although I will almost guarantee it will make you say "hmmmmm", this is way interesting.......
DAILY UK
I get chills when I read things like this.......
Wollf
Howz dat workin' out for ya?
Not taking credit for being the onliest one to notice, but .....well, here's Obama 2008.....a young man on the way to the Presidency of the United States.......
And here he is, 43 days into the "most powerful position on the planet"........
43 days does this? If so, maybe there's some truth to that "President's Book" from the movie National Treasure?
......Hmmmm, or maybe he just ran out of Grecian Formula.....
Wollf
And here he is, 43 days into the "most powerful position on the planet"........
43 days does this? If so, maybe there's some truth to that "President's Book" from the movie National Treasure?
......Hmmmm, or maybe he just ran out of Grecian Formula.....
Wollf
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
More Pictures that make me say....Hmmmmm
What the heck is this? I mean besides someone having a whole lot of time on their hands, and a strange artistic bent........
This one seems obvious to me, except for why are we keeping her in the refrigerator? Do ashes of the dearly departed come with an expiration date?
This is even more obvious......because it's the only known photo of the world's leading snarker. Don't even ask me where I found this one,,,it made me think,
"So, Mr. Liberal, you've elected the Hope and Change President....how's that working out for you, huh?" "Let's ask Captain Obvious!!!"
This is Lil'Wolfie's kind of "Change".......
You are now dismissed......
Hey, Dragn is making a Youtube Video of our last outing with Uber and the Cubs to Paramount Ranch in the Santa Monica Mountains last night.....should be good, and I'll post it when it's up.......
Wollf
This one seems obvious to me, except for why are we keeping her in the refrigerator? Do ashes of the dearly departed come with an expiration date?
This is even more obvious......because it's the only known photo of the world's leading snarker. Don't even ask me where I found this one,,,it made me think,
"So, Mr. Liberal, you've elected the Hope and Change President....how's that working out for you, huh?" "Let's ask Captain Obvious!!!"
This is Lil'Wolfie's kind of "Change".......
You are now dismissed......
Hey, Dragn is making a Youtube Video of our last outing with Uber and the Cubs to Paramount Ranch in the Santa Monica Mountains last night.....should be good, and I'll post it when it's up.......
Wollf
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