Waaaaaah.....heh

So....Busy-ish weekend as always.... and a funny, well to me....M'Lady Dragn is doing a once a week Bible Study with the Girls, Tiberius, the Fox-Chihuahua mix?

He decimated her study guide. I suppose he "hungered" for the Word of G-d.

I went out earlier and bought a couple of skotch tapes for her, and she has been unravelling and taping the whole darn thing together ever since......As the Lady says, she has a "touch" of OCD, and by gosh it's coming together...little teeny piece by piece.

And luckily, she's enjoying it, rather like a jig saw puzzle with the added distraction of....well.....sogginess.....

And the final touch? Dragn, a well respected Teacher in the community, will have to tell her Study Group leader, that "My Dog ate my homework".......

Am I wrong to find that hilarious?
Probably.
I Love Her.

Wollf

NEWS FLASH........

Newbury Park, CA
5 OCT 08

Teachers Dog Eats Students Homework

I kid you not. You might by this point know that my Lady Dragn is a Teacher at the Local Middle School.

She brought homework along to the Lair to grade for Monday, and left it in her pack on the dining room table, thinking it safe at that height from the inquisitive nose and vorascious puppy jaws of the Uber Dog.

She was correct to a point. Dog is much too clumsy to get to the prize. But not so, the evil mastermind Kitteh, Ransom. They work in tandem. Kitteh got into the pack, pulled out some of the more tasty looking morsels of homework, and passed them down to Uber for him to perform his magic.

End result of their mischief and teamwork is this "Man Bites Dog" story.

Dragn has to go to school tomorrow and explain to her Class that....you got it....

"Umm...errr...the Dog ate my Homework......"

I think they call this Irony.....or ironing....or sumpin' like that.
Back later......
Wollf