"Here is my favorite rubber duck.
He stays in my bathroom.
His name is Mohammad.
Mohammad the rubber duck wrote a book called the Qu'ak-ran.
I like him."
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Al-Kafir Akbar!
Wollf likes him too......Please, Please include me in the coming Fatwa.....
Such a silly "Joke" says a lot with few words. Name your Duck Jesus or Moses or Buddha....or frigging Zeus for that matter, and have him sit in your bathroom on top of *Insert name of Holy book here*, and see if you get any more than a groan out of anyone.......
Tom at the Linkie Thingie discusses Absolutism v Relativism and calls himself an Objectivist....what do I care....it's interesting reading for a christian raised agnostic.
Count Wollf in on the Fatwa....I can use the nasty comments....spice it up a bit here.....
"Rubber Duckie, Joy of Joys...
You're my favorite batime toy...
Rubber Duckie, I'm afully Foooond of.... *BOOM*"
Oops. Somebody make me a Bomb Belt Duckie?....I hates them.
Wollf
