Intruder-----Burglar, calls 911 on Himself......

Let’s see:

1. Breaks in to house.
2. Takes a shower.
3. Locks himself in the bathroom when the homeowner arrives.
4. Calls the police out of concern for his own safety.
5. Waits around for police and gets taken into custody “without incident.”

I’m no expert on crime, but I’m thinking Mr. Chapek may want to reconsider his line of work.

Oh, and as for the weapon: “[Police] did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun.”

Good on that last thing, the collective "We" don't have the right to know if the Owner did or did not have a weapon.

Ya see, if the Police said, "No weapon was found at the scene"....kinda makes them ripe pickings for the next goblin.

*I laughed*
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