......No, wait a darn minute......
A California based Christian ministry, Family Radio Worldwide, led by 89-year old Harold Camping, has calculated that the end of the world will happen on May 21, based on what they believe the Bible states.
Camping, 89, believes the Bible essentially functions as a calendar explaining exactly when prophecies will be fulfilled.
He reports that the end of world as we know it will happen on May 21, 2011.
He states that the calculations come from close readings of the Bible.....he should get some better reading glasses so he can stop reading it so Closely......
....What about that "Like a Thief in the night" thingie?
If'n you're interested, their site is RIGHT HERE
Am I making fun?
Well.....YES!
But then again, there's all these dead birds and fish and green rivers and earthquakes and global warmening and........Harry Reid is still in office, and....the Hadron Collider, and the Mayan Calendar, and..........
Scratch all the above.
We're all gonna Die!!!!!!!
Wollf
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Stamping Out Harold Camping
Is Second Coming date-setter Harold Camping worthy of death? He already has a zero batting average after his September 1994 prediction fizzle and, according to the Bible, is a false prophet.
Nevertheless that California shaman, who should be ashamed, claims he's found out that Christ's return will be on May 21, 2011 even though Matt. 24:36 says that no one knows the "day" or "hour" of it!
A Google article ("Obama Fulfilling the Bible") points out that "Deut. 18:20-22 in the Old Testament requires the death penalty for false prophets."
The same article reveals that "Christians are commanded to ask God to send severe judgment on persons who commit and support the worst forms of evil (see I Cor. 5 and note 'taken away')."
Theologically radioactive Harold Camping and his ga-ga groupies (with their billboards featuring "May 21, 2011") should worry about being "stamped out" if many persons decide to follow the I Cor. 5 command.
The above article concludes: "False prophets in the OT were stoned to death. Today they are just stoned!"
On May 22 they will be discredited again. I feel like it's soon, considering all the events of the last few years, but I would never be dumb enough to tell God when that day would happen...
That said, it don't hurt to have your spiritual house in order!
...yup, just like Heaven's Gate. Wonder if they'll spice it up with the purple cloth and cyanide?
Morons is as Morons does.
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