More scariness.........

Keanu Reeves....not much of an Actor IMHO, but maybe there's something we don't know about him?


Hmmmmm?

BOO.
Wollf

From my Buddy Rose.....

A truly spooky video for Halloween.......

Trick or Treat?


Personally......I don't want the trick. Keep your vaccinations, Mr. Government Man. I'll take my chances with the flu.

4000 Neurological Complication cases? Nope, no thanks.
Wollf

Warning.....Srsly.....see my face?

Wollf is in a bit of a foul mood, and this was sent to me by a Good Man who knows me and what I am better than most......

NOT for the Cubs or the squeamish....however the heck you spell that, but 0203s do this stuff......at least our Men in the Field are doing their part....Support them, they may frighten you, but Trust ol'Wollf......we Need them.

Valor IT.....remember? Some of them don't come home....others don't come home at 100%....okay? Couple of posts down..........

Sniper Power......


Generation Kill - M40 Sniper Kills - The most amazing videos are a click away
Semper Fi
Wollf

Halloween is Fast approaching.......

Found these "Things we've learned from Horror movies" on the Innertoobs......

*Added a few of course.....*

If you're searching for something that caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and leave NOW!!
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing. Even then, don't do it.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of a female. Even though you may be faster than the monster, you can be sure that it WILL catch you.

If your friends suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Meskatonic University, Camp Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, Illinois, one gas station desert towns or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, or band saws. This is especially true if they are wearing a hockey mask or one made of human skin.

When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. It isn't.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house move immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of a group of people, NEVER pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell......

The Hawt chick with the least amount of clothes ALWAYS dies first.........

If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Wollf, WOLLF,is that you?" and Wollf does not answer, run away.

If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take a car, the monster will be in it.

Never bring the cat or any member of your family back from the dead.....Espescially the Cat.

*So.....How about you? What did you learn?.....hmmm?*
Happy Halloween
Wollf

Fun with Photoshop.......

Or maybe not so "Fun"..........
Wollf

Ladies and Gentlemen.........

The President of the United States.....and the First Pinata......

.....Couldn't help myself, just one too many Jackie "O" and Camelot refernces, I guess....

*Somebody, please put a dimmer switch on that dress.*
Wollf

Hmmmm.....I don't think the Gubernator.....

.....cared much for this Bill, or the Congress Critter who wrote it.....

His veto letter:

"My goodness. What a coincidence," said Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear. "I suppose when you do so many vetoes, something like this is bound to happen."

The targeted Assemblyman was Tom Ammiano, author of the Bill and a fellow who has heckled Ahnold in the past.......

*Hint.....left margin, read vertically......*
Heh