New airport security device.......

.....via the e-mails.....

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight 6709.

Who needs profiling?

Tis the Season......

.....and Simon's Cat is back.....



M'Lady Dragn will attest that this could well be the Lair. Ransom and the Kitten Rascal......

Merry Christmas!
Wollf

After that last gloomy Post....

.....I figure I'll lighten the mood in this one.....

The story of Frank Feldman............

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ‘Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.’

Passenger: ‘Who?’

Cabbie: ‘Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.’

Passenger: ‘There are always a few clouds over everybody.’

Cabbie: ‘Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.’

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: ‘There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.

Passenger: ‘Wow, some guy then.’

Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.’

Passenger: ‘An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?’

Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.

I figure that when I finally meet my Maker, it'll be the same way......
Oh, did I mention Humility? I gotz it too....
Wollf

NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR?

......This is quite unsettling to say the least.....



.....and then there's this fellows' take on it.



....Nope, don't like this at all.

But maybe I'm just over reacting?
Nope.
Wollf

Well then......Howdy....

.......and welcome back to my Life.

Lil'Wolfie went back to his Mom's about a half hour early tonight.......

M'Lady Dragn.....My Face friends know her.....well she asked how come I 'sent' him back early.....it was a half hour, Jeeze....and Wolf the Elder got off work , and I figgered that it would be 'easier' for the mom unit to pick up Elder and then just pick up 'Lil' right after.......

Well, my Friends, Dragn's question got me to thinking.....

And, I was watching, well kinda watching, a Football movie starring the 'Rock'....Duane something, about a single Guy that finds out he has a Daughter.......

Lots of drama and humor and......Dammitalltohell.....yup, my eyes somehow or other became, well.....sweaty is all I can say.

I realized a couple things.....

Dragn LOVES my Cubs as if they were her own, and every friggin' Minute counts.....

And secondly.....well.....dammitalltohell........She Is Right.

I Love my Cubs. My Dragn Loves my Cubs. I am a fortunate Man......
I Love that annoying other half of me......

That's it.
Thanks,
Wollf

Lauren Rose.......

It's Hanukkah!

"Baby Let's Dance"!! Musical Interlude



I always post this at this Season.....
Wollf

Happy Hannuka to Everbodies.........

Satellite Image Shows Star of David on Iranian Airport Building's Roof

Ok.....I don't care who you are....well, Muslims aside.....That Is Funny.

Before the Islamic Revolution, an Israeli Architect gave them a seriously big 'EffYou'......and they didn't notice till 2010?

Someone had to notice from a Google Earth photo?

It's a friggin' AIRPORT!!!

Read the whole thing at
FOX NEWS

As I said, Happy Hannuka to my Jewish friends.
Wollf