Oh Horry Clap.......

I Fart in your general direction!!!

Marine Corp Times is reporting that Marines serving in Afghanistan have been banned from “audible farting” because the act is considered offensive among the locals.

Seems to me like “audible farting” is one of those things that is considered offensive among all locals everywhere, but what do I know.

Or at the very least, a competitive sport amongst some.......

From Battle Rattle:

"So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned — you may have to hold it in… at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends."

The story is HERE


Semper Fart.

Terrorists?

.... I know, I've been neglecting you Folks.

I've been suffering the same malaise as Billy Joel..... Well, ok, no where near the talent, but the thought is that when He was miserable.... his song writing was at it's peak.

I was blogging my thoughts and feelings evry day, multiple times.

Now, I get home from work, M'Lady meets me at the door with a "Hi Boo'ful!!"...and all is right with the world.

...But "All" is not right. And I mean with the World. My little niche is fine and dandy, but the rest of it?

I think I'll rant political for a while, and see if it works....

What in the Hell is this PSA from Homeland Security, and where in the Hell is the Backlash?

The Department of Homeland Security has released yet another PSA that depicts an attempt to bomb a subway station not by Al-Qaeda Muslims, but well-dressed white people.

“The DHS video goes out of its way to avoid showing any terrorist who fits the profile of the actual terrorists who have been waging war on us for more than a decade: Young men primarily from the Middle East. Instead, it tends to show them as middle aged white men."

Watch it, tell me what you think.....me...well I'm a bit pissed off. It's useless at the very least.....ugh.



Now, follow the Link to really get you going..... INFOWARS

I am so tired of this crap. Political Correctness is dangerous in the extreme.
Wollf

This is my House......

..... you see, M'Lady Dragn is a Band Director and a 'Rocker'......

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

‘Here’s what you do,’ said the doctor, ‘stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.’

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, ‘I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens. ‘ Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’

‘For God’s sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!’

Yannow?
Wollf

Dad........

..... A Tribute.

This is actually kind of a work in progress, M'Lady is doing her usual magic with a bunch of really old photos.

1921-2011, Not a bad run "Steve". And a whole damm bunch of adventures in betwee. I miss you Sar'Major.



Cue Taps.
Semper Fi,
Wollf

Time to go Camping!!!

..... yup, a little personal Wollfie aside.

M'Lady, myself and Seven young Men went camping.....

A good time was had by all....

Here's the picture album. A Ka-Boom at the end.....



Wollf

Chris Muir----- Day by Day......

.....Is most Definitely one of Wollf's FAVEs.

That would be why it's linked 'day by day' over in the right sidebar.

Funny, Sad, and downright to the point, it is.

Chris does this for a living, and the Characters that so many of us identify with and care for, survive at the mercy of our donations.

So...... follow the Linkie thingie, and donate. As my Dear Innertoobs Friend Rose says, "It's cheaper than a subscription to TIME Magazine".

If I could just get him to draw "Zed" with the goatee sans moustache and sideburns, I'd finally have a Cartoon Doppleganger.....srsly!



Keep 'em coming Mr. Muir, you are So appreciated!

Day By Day

Wollf

PS......Really,, I'm going to resume Blogging in earnest. I promise.

Silent for Four Days.....

Just back from our annual wilderness trek...four days, four 14 year olds, three above seventeen, M'Lady Dragn, (thank G-d), and returned ....

....all living, and no limbs or digits were lost. *Those who know ol' Wollf understand that last*......

Scrapes and contusions...... See the Link below.... well it's a rowdy group. Lake Lopez in Central California...... near Arroyo Grande if you know......

We'll have photos and video up soon......

Just emptied two SUVs worth of gear.... wanted to check in.....

Last Year's Trip

Irregular Blogging will commence forth with.....

Wollf