I Fart in your general direction!!!
Marine Corp Times is reporting that Marines serving in Afghanistan have been banned from “audible farting” because the act is considered offensive among the locals.
Seems to me like “audible farting” is one of those things that is considered offensive among all locals everywhere, but what do I know.
Or at the very least, a competitive sport amongst some.......
From Battle Rattle:
"So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned — you may have to hold it in… at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends."
The story is HERE
Semper Fart.
