But don't you sometimes wish that You could be the Driver, and not the Fan?
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Just send me a check for 39 Cents, and you can use this handy guide to NASCAR racing!

Oh what the heck.....we're most all Friends here, just use it for Free!!
Damm, I'm a nice Guy.
Wollf
*ducks and runs from the Fans*