SIOUX FALLS, SD—In light of a broken engagement two years ago, area school-bus driver and longtime conspiracy enthusiast Robert Ericsson outlined an intricate theory to reporters Tuesday to explain his failure to begin a new relationship.
"I am alone today due to the covert machinations of dozens, possibly hundreds of women in several countries," Ericsson, 38, said. "What we are looking at is a plot of epic proportions, which may seem counterintuitive, but that is, in fact, precisely what they would like you to believe."
Conspiracy Theorist
Go read the whole article.......
Think that's what has been happening to me? Failure after failure, from California to Florida.......a Plot, I tell ya!!
Luckily, I've enlisted the help of a super sekrit Dragn Agent to end this problem....
Wollf
