.......which is my way of saying, "Got a Lot on my mind".......and, adding to that problem for readers, I'm WAYYYYYYYYY in the Wizard, spelled ADD, mode.....like WAY.
So fasten your seatbelts, ye Faithful, lotsa stuff fomenting......and of course, in No Particular Order......
Yep, I could do a lot on my Facespace, or Myface page, but I can't seem to figure it out.....Dragn is away for the evening, it's just You and me and the Dawgs....well, and a beer or two.....
First.......Sad Old Goth....that's Gregor, has a question on his Facespace about having a problem with his writing his Novel.....Here you go, ol' Innertubes Buddy...take a hint from Steinbeck and Cannery Row *I imagine you in that way......* .....
"How can the poem and the stink and the grating noise......to open the page and let the stories crawl in by themselves...."
You can't work at it, you simply have to let it have its way with you.
You're welcome.
DW......you went to a Catholic Mass? G-d Bless you for your ecumenicalism!! *Yes, ol' Wollf knows them college words*.....Jeebers, I am so giggling at the thoughts you must have had. Beautiful Service, I'm sure, but I'm guessing you were as full of trepidation as I was at my first "Protestant" Service.....The water is not for drinking at a Catholic Church.....heh, Glad you had a great time, Digi, I'm sure, is a wonderful Hostess and the Friar sounds like a Good Guy!!
G-Lady.....Damm, well, just Damm.....some Folkes just don't get "what they got till it's gone"....Praying over here, for reals.
Then, there's this..... Hey Douchebags, a religious cult, aimed at hurting any Peoples, be they Christian, Jew, Muslim, Budddhist, Whatever.........is NOT a Militia, they are a CULT, as in "drink the koolaid, the mother ship is coming, Hale Bopp........", you get the idea, is NOT a Militia.
Period, end of story. Those Nutwangers were turned away by the real dudes up in Michigan. And rightly so.....the Cops are not our enemy....some, maybe, but not all, or even most....
If you want to throw Bricks.....well good on you, but consider this....the best and most effective Brick you can throw is when you VOTE THE SUCKERS out of office in November.....
Kapisch? You better, or you're Not Helping.
Ok, Gotta go and cook dinner for my Beautiful, Loving .....oh, and well armed....Wife, the Darling Dragn......
*I told you I was ADD flying.
If you read this far, leave a comment, caustic or not.......
G'Nite,
Wollf
Oh....and Update....sheesh, "sometimes", ADD is a serious pain in the a$$.....spent the weekend up state, Concord, Antioch, Brentwood, a Great City....check it out, I may retire there, a Seriously American,Coservative town.....feels kinda like Mayberry-2010.....
Anyways, Dragn is home and I want to "cuddle", but had a wonderful time, did the three bridge as in Bay, Golden Gate and Richmond "circle, hung at Pismo on the way home.....just plain Dammit, I love my Dragn, the Cubs and pretty much everybody that doesn't mess with me....
Know what I mean?
Wollf
Showing posts with label ADD thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ADD thoughts. Show all posts
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, August 21, 2009
ADD thoughts that everybody has........
Some my own, and others gleaned from the innertoobs........
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto/Barrio” routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only more interesting, but also more directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Why is there no such thing as News any more? It's all spin and opine.........
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I'm too lazy to save the world.......
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish reading a text from Dragn.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”. LMFAO, on the other hand........
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it….
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my own friggin' neighborhood.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.........srsly
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my @$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
My 11-year old Cub asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on FoxNews.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coronas than Kay Jewelers......
Why is it that whenever I lose my keys, they're ALWAYS behind the milk in the refrigerator?
Best Retards,
Wollf
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto/Barrio” routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only more interesting, but also more directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Why is there no such thing as News any more? It's all spin and opine.........
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I'm too lazy to save the world.......
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish reading a text from Dragn.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”. LMFAO, on the other hand........
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it….
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my own friggin' neighborhood.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.........srsly
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my @$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
My 11-year old Cub asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on FoxNews.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coronas than Kay Jewelers......
Why is it that whenever I lose my keys, they're ALWAYS behind the milk in the refrigerator?
Best Retards,
Wollf
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