All you need to know......

.....in one little Video. November will be here sooner than you think. Fight with your Vote.



For a lot more stuff along this vein, visit Holger........
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And yes, the title is sarcasm....but I didn't need to tell you that.
Wollf

Who'd a Thunk it.......

You go Gene....my respect for you just went up a couple notches.....

*everbodies......Finger is....er, healing. Been a month since the unfortunate event, but it's still there, have feeling in most of it....frustration is fairly high.

Don't see the Medic until 18 JULY.....arrrrgh.
Got this removable half cast, Iron Man looking thing protecting the through bolts, and it is NOT predisposed to doing anything....let alone typing.

Good thing is....looks like I'll keep it for sure.

Thanks for the prayers,
Wollf

One of our Project Managers......

.....was visited at work by his Lovely wife and ten year old Daughter...

He brought them into my office for introductions....

Cute kid and bright as a button.... I asked the little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, very liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her........

'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that.....

You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked,

'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

'I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her Dad's still not speaking to me..........
Wollf

So, my Buddy says to me......

....."i've got an idea for something to do today......"



Yeah Baby!

A joke that says..........yup

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off:

"I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."


"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."


"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher…


Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"

Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the Democrats' approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the crappy taste out of your mouth."

*humor ended*

Frustration.......

.....with this darned 'injury'....

Typing is a pain, literally, as is showering, chores, and basically anything that usually takes two hands......

Lot's of stories to tell, opinions to opine, but my mind runs a bit to fast for my one set of fingers to keep up with....

*sigh*.....

That being bitched about, Father's day was a very good day.

CheeseCake Factory lunch, then to the movies with M'Lady and the two Male Cubs.

Saw the A-Team. On a scale of One to Ten, there is none. If you enjoyed the TV series....by all means go.

If you didn't or are asking "What's the A-Team?".....don't. Pretty simple, huh?

Today is M'Lady's Birfday.

Happy Birthday my Love.
Wollf

Only one way.......

....to say good bye to one of my all time favorite 'celebs', in quotes because you never felt that Jimmy Dean accepted his celebrity status....just a good ol' boy with a pot full of talent......had a nice run.....81 years old, G-d Bless him....

The singer/ songwriter...1961:



The Actor...Diamonds are forever, I loved the line at the end of this clip.....



Good bye, Jimmy, we'll miss you.

AND NOW, A WARNING!!!!
Don't scroll down any further if graphic images aren't your style.....it's my finger, for those of you who have e/m'd me asking to see the damage......

And, what a segue.....M'Lady, who has the unenviable chore of daily dressing changes said that it looks just like a Jimmy Dean Sausage......

I kinda agree......



I warned you, don't say I didn't. And my guess? Good ol' boy Jimmy gets the humor.

*by the by, you can see why blogging is such a literal pain as of late....*
Wollf