Daniel Hannan.........

Just watch it, and tell me what you think.......

Good Job, Daniel

I Told Dragn.........

.....Don't leave the turkey on the counter, says I......but did she listen? Nooooooo,.......... It'll be fine right there, she says.......

Ransom won't touch it, she says..........

Suuuuuure.......


Don't worry, no Kittehs were harmed during the making of this Photoshop.....

Ransom is fine now, and back to his athletic Kitteh self......funnier than hell when I popped him with a pin though.....ziiiiiiip, swoosh plop.
Wollf

From a Fed "somewhere"............

An Analysis of US Law Enforcement Agencies upon Encountering a "Venomous Snake" Within Their Jurisdiction:


1. FBI - Searches for, but cannot locate the snake. After the snake is caught by local police, the FBI forms a Snake Task Force of 150 agents, sets up a command center, holds a press conference, and takes credit for capturing the snake. Upon taking credit, the impressive command post is packed up and the FBI task force returns to their office to await another large event to take credit for... In the mean time, FBI management requests 4,000 more agents to combat snake activity associated with terrorism.

2. US Secret Service - Forms a protective ring of agents around the snake and escorts it to a safe area.

3. ATF - Sends SRT team to arrest the snake. They expend all of their ammo, then burn the forest down, killing the snake, and everything else in the forest. At a Congressional inquiry, they make a presentation of why additional funding is required to properly train agents to battle the threat of snakes. The only questions asked by ATF management after the operation is whether or not there was a proper operational plan in place, if the plan was followed, and who can take the fall for anything that went wrong.

4. TSA - Abiding by a Congressional ruling to prevent "profiling" venomous snakes, the TSA makes random inspections. Venomous snakes are regularly allowed to pass while TSA officials strip search a family of squirrels.

5. IRS-CID - Performs an in-depth investigation of the snake and writes a 100-page summary of why the snake should not be prosecuted. The investigation is closed and all agents are out of the office by 4:30pm.

6. ICE - After obtaining permission from the USSS, CBP, FBI, FPS, IRS, FINCEN, DEA, ATF, FAMS, FEMA, and the Girl Scouts of America, they mail the snake a notice to appear on a specified date for a status hearing. The snake never responds and is promptly forgotten.

7. DEA - Initiates a Title 3 and an MLAT investigation on the snake's cell phone after discovering that the above-listed agencies have begun an investigation on the snake. DEA spends $3 million to discover the snake is not Colombian...

8. U.S. Attorney's Office - Declines prosecution out of "professional courtesy."

9. USBP (Border Patrol) - Captures the snake. Their inability to communicate with the snake results in a recruitment drive for snake handlers. They take the snake back to the border (for the 40th time).

10. US Forest Service - They have meeting after meeting. Management wrings their hands and decide to deny any existence of the snake on public lands. All agents are ordered to Washington to prevent any sighting of the snake. All agents are ordered to refer to the snakes as "legal reptiles."

11. NCIS - Initially, after MTAC cited snakes are occasionally aquatic, the Navy recognized the nexus, but put OSP on the case. Nothing was communicated to the agents in the field and two hard-charging guys in the Midwest uncover the whereabouts of the snake within their AOR. However, after revealing a nefarious plot by the snake to bite a Senior Level VIP and reporting Intel on same - the snake was deemed to be a U.S. protected person and the agents are chastised and ridiculed. The snake slithers away with no further adverse action out of professional courtesy with the nay-sayers.

12. Local Police Officer - Shoots the snake after ‘accidentally” driving over it several times. The officer then puts the snake in a County Deputy’s car while it is parked outside the nearest Starbucks

As the "unknown" Fed would say......"Hee Hee"
Wollf

Kelley Won!!!

Remember the Lap-Band surgery that I asked you to vote for?

She Won, and a Bunch of the reason is you Folkes out there. It was nip and tuck.....no excuse for that pun, but Kelley is getting the help she needs.

In her words,

"Hi,
I wanted to say thank you so much for everyone who voted for me. I WON and I couldn't have won without every ones help. Thanks so much for asking everyone that you knew to vote for me and please tell everyone thank you so much."

Kelley

Thanks Folkes.....you did a good thing.
Wollf

My Momma Passed Away.........

......Yesterday, after a brief battle with cancer. It was peaceful, she had her Beloved since 1941 by her side.......*sigh*, I thought that I could write a proper homage to a Woman who has lived along and good life......putting up with, and Loving the Sar'Major, (my Dad), instilling all of the good things that made her children Good People.........

But I can't. I'm not capable of explaining what a wonderful, loving Woman Barbara PinkHam was.....graduated college at about sixteen, worked with a top secret clearance at the Pentagon pre and during WWII, met a brash Marine Sergeant at a street dance in 1941.....and married him....worried about him as she had 5 of his children.....

Nursed him back to health, both physically and mentally, over the course of the War and later.....She Loved him, and accepted Him with the stoicism of her Culture....

He received the Medals, and the newspaper write ups......Momma raised the kids, and Loved her Man. She chose well.....

The Sar'Major Loved her with all his heart, a heart that was healed of the Hell of Peleliu, by Her.....Patient, kind, loving.....and able to toss any of her progeny across the room in a well executed Jiu Jitsu move.....

I, and my Siblings mourn her.....I played the Amerind flute to her last night, and we celebrate a Life well Lived.


Prayers for her Soul...yup, but She doesn't need them.....Prayers for my Sire and his wellness would be appreciated.......He has always been surprised that he lived longer than 50.......G-d bless my Little Brother, Wollf the Younger, for his Love and attentiveness, and his Wife.....Good People, and Boots on the Ground.

Thanks for your Prayers and concern.....My Momma taught me to be stoic....maybe it's an Amerind thing....I'm done with the tears...it's time to Dance in Memoriam of a Fine Lady.

She's with Grandfather, her Mother, my Brother Michael and my Daughter Heather now....oh my goodness, what a "Hell of a group in Heaven"......

Save me a place, Momma, and keep those others under control.
I Love You.
Wollf ......Malsom N'qoss

My new Party.....Dems, Pubs and all.......

Do it....steal the logo, put it on your site, send it around and spread the word.

Fire them All.
Just once is all it will take.
Wollf

Says it all for me........

I just don't want Gummint to run my Health Care.....Period.

I'm not going to jump up and down and scream down anyone who disagrees with me, I'm a fairly reasonable sort after all......

And I'm not freaked out about "Death Panels" and "Rationing", and long lines and waits while being "approved".

I just look at the wonderful job Gummint has done with The Post Office......*Hey, Postal Inspectors excepted there, Chi-town*, and the DMV, and running our Country so into the Red that there's no digging out, and Social Security, and the Revenue Service, and SEIU guaranteed careers.....ad infinitum......

And I think it has to stop.

The Cartoon says it all.....

Political rant ends........*NOE*
Wollf